Sorry for being really absent for a bit, my body has been FUCKING me.

I had some shit in my vagina cauterized without anesthetic earlier today and I honestly feel like that’s a pretty good analogy for how stuff has been lately. :(

Also, I was doing Monster Hunter smash or pass with friends recently and the cowards kept vetoing all the sexy bugs!

We’re literally talking about a Rathalos girl and shit, what’s so weird about me wanting to be strung up by Ahtal Kha?

Someone sent me a limewire link in 2026, I almost wanted to click it and get a virus for the novelty of seeing what I missed out on by getting on the internet a bit too late.

It’s been almost a week, surely the doctor orders to not work or write at all do not apply anymore.

I am anxious about the backlog and going stir crazy…

The secondhand pain I felt from reading this…

It’s kind of sad that a lot of what FE is known for today is a lot of the more “generic” elements or industry trends it took on over the years instead of its own unique identity.

Going out last night I was absolutely fine but doing stuff around the house today landed me back in the hospital. At least my body let me have fun? 😭

Singing Duvet at the lesbian bar karaoke night because what is more fitting to celebrate the death of sora ai than the Lain song.

Tonight is a night to celebrateeeee

Feel a lot less bad about not having the time or disposable income for Monster Hunter Stories 3 after learning that they removed my boy Great Jaggi from the roster…

I've been playing #FieldsOfMistria a lot and it's so nice to see all the NPCs interact with each other~
Valen and Juniper having a cozy evening 🍷🍷(with Dozy ofc)

Liquiddd what are you doing with those tomatoes?!

Why extracting the LIQUID from them brother! Then I will use their solids to form TOMATOGEAR, a weapon to destroy the weapon to destroy metal gear!

I’m kind of like a lesbian Walter White, but instead of making meth I’m extracting msg from tomatoes and turning their solids into a dehydrated tomato seasoning because they were on sale and a woman has needs.

Yes.

Tfw the mid ovulation (somehow my body figured out how to start doing this again, I don’t know either) sex dream is more about mutual affection and stuff like cuddling and hugging than actual sex.

The female chastity stuff was pretty goated though. 11/10

Like look at this!!!

I won’t pretend it’s excruciating but that adhesive is basically always pulling on my breast in some way and the monitor itself keeps getting caught on stuff. :(

Imagine if… medical devices were actually designed for women’s bodies… wouldn’t that be awesome?

(Currently has a Holter monitor that was very obviously not designed for someone with breasts)

You can’t do this to me

Haha I watched this happen in real time, I only got slightly less dusted…

Who tf invented six inch panty liners, maybe this is just me being tall as fuck so I have a big pussy but I swear there is no way to get just one of these things to cover the entire danger zone.

God Martel FMA is so hot, why do I always need to think the obscure characters are the hottest.

Also we just got to the Lust backstory episode on FMA03 rewatch and oh my god it’s so good.

I have a gift for you all, but most of all for my patrons who have been INCREDIBLY patient throughout my health issues.

This was supposed to be a big surprise fic but I had to cut it into two chapters because of my health, but even my heart stopping can’t stop me from writing cuck porn.

What’s with the revisionist history lately that Marth was some type of one man army who singlehandedly saved everyone instead of a good but VERY reluctant leader who was able to win and grow because of his allies and their support

I know Engage and FEH made him less angsty and stuff but like…

Cucking the reader insert and Laura!

My patrons voted on a /reader sequel to the SizeQueen fic.

Pour one out for your girl, she tried to do something about it and now her heart won’t dip below 160bpm. Like, it’s been multiple minutes now.

I’m going to take a hot shower to try and calm my body down so I can function.

It turns out writing kinky porn (especially cuck porn involving Nailah) can make you horny and now I need to ask my doctor if it’s safe for me to do anything about it. 💀

So a wrench got thrown in my progress basically immediately as like… I literally just got home from the hospital after a series of cardiac episodes over the last two days.

I will not let this stop me from getting back to writing kinky porn though, I’m tired of my body getting in the way.

I made the right call by easing back into my work with a /reader fic, because man, nothing will get you over being afraid to repeat words because you’re out of practice like having to overuse “you” and “your” like they’re going out of style lmao.

Sometimes the uncontrollable muscle spasms or outright seizures get so bad they damage the things they’re attached to or pulling on. The left side of my jaw is unfortunately a frequent victim. 😔

I’m really sorry to harp on the “why is my body like this” train again but two bones that are part of separate joints literally just… damaged themselves in two days, like one yesterday and then one today when I woke up.

I just want to work but this second one especially REALLY fucking hurts… :(

I am ROCKING IT, one of my friends screamed like she saw a celebrity when I showed her and Im still riding that high!