tried asking the town oracle for guidance but he's in one of those "arguing with a tree" moods

put a slice of havarti in the CD player. thought i’d give the mates a laugh. played the most beautiful song i’d ever heard

Making coffee consumes 5 ENERGY. You currently have 4 ENERGY. Are you sure?

You have been knocked out.

The anthropomorphic gingivitis monsters from toothpaste commercials are real. I just watched a pack of them drag a horse into a storm drain

Currently trying to find a better home for my art page than IG or FB so I’ve created one here and we’ll see how it goes :) @cjklassen.bsky.social

it is vegan to put a little saddle on a lobster

Still can't find my post where I said something about motha lickas but that's fine I'm going to go do something off my phone for a bit like rummage through bins or seek closure from an old flame

I think that’s the size of a 50 cent piece in American

The big blueberry was the more exciting of the two events

Quite a day today, I saw my first free-roaming cybertruck, and nabbed a blueberry the size of a toonie

i am not for everyone i am for like, five people and i apologize to them constantly

If you've ever been pressured into joining a standing ovation, get up and clap

explaining to people why i'm sticky before they ask me

Rich Neville @RichNeville Found something new to say when I leave a room. (Photo of a bag whose label says: Stay Fresh Cheese Bags

When you're good friends with doomsday preppers and they ask you to bring 10-12 cans of beans to friendsgiving

A cybertruck passed the bus I’m on and everyone booed which didn’t help anything but felt pretty good

My kids are convinced Diet Cokes will give me early onset Alzheimer’s but who even are these kids

Book titled Dolphins Our Friends in the Sea shown against the ocean

The first page inside the book is signed, “Eeeeeeeeeeee”

Thrilled to get this book signed today

Not trying to tell you your business but it's time to change that poultice

*massaging temples, eyes closed* be a dear and fetch my Dr. Gnarly Goblin Elixir™

i bet being a frenchfry going into the hot oil feels good for a sec

Just found out all my friends have been eating dirt

POV you’re cleaning out your parents house and get to your mother’s art room

my epitaph

If you fly around the world and calculate the time zones right, you can pick yourself up from the airport

Finally made it over! It’s rather nice and familiar here🥹