And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

'save scumming' oh you mean responsible version control for gameplay I'm sorry I didn't realize making incremental backup states to restore as needed was a bad thing smh

Playing fallout oiled up naked straight up making it clap

This is where I post from btw

Vaxxed?

It’s not a real military operation if I didn’t see people half a world away post about how tired they are from living through historical events

A very Raimi #LastFourWatched #LetterBoxdFriday #FilmSky

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Now seated waiting for some new Sam Raimi

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the funniest possible way the fallout show could nosedive into a thousand unfixable pieces is if S2 ends with preston showing up going on about settlements. the endless commonwealth references make this a not entirely impossible thing to happen and they're ramping up the "look! look!!" stuff

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Evening telly is split between starting a Luke Cage rewatch and watching Evil. Whiplash seeing Mike Colter go from shrugging off dozens of bullets and punching through brick walls to spending the whole episode in a hospital bed recovering from a stab wound

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This looks like the schlock Paddington horror film we will inevitably get when the character hits the public domain

Where's Jean-Claude Van Damme when you need him?

A super sexy partially muscled Ned Flanders stands instead of Dr Manhattan in a reimagined comic panel from Watchmen Text reads: NOVEMBER 14TH: A STUPID SEXY PARTIALLY MUSCLED SKELETON STANDS BY THE PERIMETER FENCE AND SCREAMS FOR THIRTY SECONDS BEFORE VANISHING... GILA FLATS TEST BASE JauntyArt24

Happy Stupid Sexy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day to all those who celebrate it!

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train

Explain a film plot badly:

Annihilation (2018, dir. Alex Garland)

Ugh, fireworks nonces have started already

"They've got rid of the element of the RTD/Disney partnership that was out of ideas and flailing through lore while fumbling basic storytelling and holding Doctor Who back?"

🎶Here we come, walking down the street, spreading herpes and Covid, to everyone we meet. Hey, hey we’re the monkeys, who escaped from a truck, everyone would be panicked if the world wasn’t already fucked🎶