If it were me, my first words to the recovery crew would be "moon's haunted."

Vintage classroom TV setup

I wanna watch the Artemis landing on this.

Then do something about it

*maybe

But it matters not. This is what we deserve. Be with your loved ones. Look inward and honestly at yourself. Pray for forgiveness. This is, as they say, it.

If Trump follows through with his threat tonight, every member of congress, every person in his administration, and every sitting member of the Supreme Court is guilty.

😮

Forget everything you know about gorgonopsians. Your knowledge of gorgonopsians is about to get completely turned upside-down. Think you know gorgonopsians? Think again, mother-f’ers.

Has anyone ever made a Joe Fry-day, “just the fats, ma’am” joke?

Good point

How did Marty break in to George’s house in the middle of the night in order to pretend to be Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan and scare George into asking Marty’s mom to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance?

I rolled a d20 to determine the outcome of every game in the NCAA tourney. Houston beats Virginia 70-65 to become 2026 NCAA champion.

Man, times sure have changed, haven’t they?

One of them is an evil POS. The other three are sad.

Do you know who any of those other people are?

Happy birthday to Nicole C. Miller, Nikki Catsouras, Hans Krebs, Bobbi Kristina Brown, and @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social

I’ve seen a lotta uncanny things in my life, but never anything canny.

I loved that game!

four marker doodles of birds, with a caption at the bottom that says "none of these birds have seen The Godfather and you can't talk them into watching it."

4 birds

People that post these things don’t really understand the nuance of what a “picky” eater really is.

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I’m a rebel without a heart. A hooker with a cause of gold. I’m die or ride.

I’ve been told all my life I’m not the sharpest knife in the street, but I’ve got drawer smarts, ya know? That counts for sumthin’ don’t it?

Yeah, you could say I’m a bit rough around the nails, so what? I’m tough as edges. I’ve got a chip on my sailor and I curse like a shoulder. That’s me. If you can’t deal with me at my best, you don’t get me at my worst.

My people have been historically under represented in certain sports-related media. To rectify this, @alyankovic.bsky.social needs to perform during halftime of Super Bowl LXI.

I’m really good at pushing heavy things, geometry, sweeping, and sliding across the kitchen floor in my socks. Is there a sport out there for me?

The "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" meme. The Facebook post is from 27th January 2020

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

I have no follow up to this.

The fourth Matrix movie is quietly more brilliant than I realized the first time I watched it.

Used to be a pizza place here in KC called Someplace Nice. In my memories, it had really tall, billowing ceilings and a giant arcade. But I mostly loved it because of the joke my Dad would make every single time we went.

Subtle.