…..this is why I loved my Scottish gran because she taught me this well lmaoooo

(and yes I'm in the mindset that a horrible person still should not be misgendered. This isn't a tough concept)

"Dipshit" is always a gender neutral insult.....also would you look at that, C*itlyn J*nner is in the news again!

Was a nice weekend in many regards.
Even got a bit of sun!

….i laughed at this far more than i wish to admit.
Thank you 🖤

Susan from accounting *raves* about it, after all 💁‍♂️

Bf and were great gay cliches and hit the farmers market and….y’all how has this essential oils trend not died out?

Smoking cigar from lowered angle

Mixed thought on these new Nicaraguan cigars I tried. But, mellow evenings are always welcome

Ah yes, that is copious amounts of furry porn featuring pokemon number 727 Incineroar on my morning timeline. Thank you mutuals for blessing my feed with such content.

...not necessarily my thing, but not mad at it in the slightest.

Big oof button ---> {C L I C K}

Lovely day for a trim

“Destroy Wall Street Godzilla. Make the people happy”

Damn 🥵

This is a peak “happy tear” moment. Futurama knew how to handle these genuine moments and tug the heart strings

Stray pic from the other day.
Friend said it’s shoulder goals so, I’ll let others judge

……so do subs into FINDom completely mess their trousers when they visit the car repair shop or nah?

Up close shot of quads

Leg day hams

Absolutely astounding mood range with the Artemis II mission updates showing us the best of modern science and education clashing with a dementia ridden dipshit in charge of the US trying to start WW3 because he thought it would be a good idea while on the toilet

“Play metal gear solid 3 for the hundredth time because you bought the remake on sale”
Wow, good idea!!

The iceberg is so big it actually could have been spotted from the boat this time

New job confirmed and starting end of month. Thankful, relieved, and excited.
….since in fun-employed a few more weeks, I gotta entertain myself though

Well yes!!

….the sacrilegious undertone makes it more fun 😇

Am….am I allowed to laugh at this? 😛

Very delighted to consistently check smutty and gay social-media on the Easter holiday to see "He has Risen" dick jokes
🐰

Post something random, or you’ll have an AWFUL April

I keep getting very good and optimistic job updates. Getting confidence back far beyond where it was earlier in the year. Body image issues are getting minimized.
Think I'm gonna get friskier here soon.

...oh and im serious. Not April fools related.

It relies on overhype to sell, thus why its everywhere. Prop up how "Revolutionary" it is for personal and business needs and let it seem bigger than it is.
In a lot of regards it's a modern (and far more complicated with a shitty culutral mindset behind it) snake oil salesman pitch

Stolen phrase elsewhere but:
All of that shit was the equivalent of jiggling keys in front of an infant.
Hate.

Oh absolutely. There's a part of me (that stems from my own career and currently job searching) that would rather have this now than later given the other awful shit occurring daily. Yet another war in the middle east isnt helping either sadly