2006: trying to get rid of spyware
2026: downloading spyware so a talking dog can diagnose me with ibs

these men are chickenshit. absolute chickenshit.

lol I’m surprised @ ing worked, I abandoned this account last year because they basically disappeared it after I changed my display name to a certain dude’s address

@electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network it is illegal to mock the CEO lmao truly a Musk of our own

we’re all just one of twelve aspects of the divine

GET IN THE WALL, JESSE!

My profile is obscured and both my username and bio have been deleted or hidden

lmao I got got for being naughtyyyy @goose.ski they took my dang name and bio just because they contained a random address

jeez you’re taking me back to my days of doing graveyard shift at a Mapco but YOURE RIGHT

Lucky Leaf Cheddar Cheese Sauce

Just found out this is the brand the local pizza place where I grew up uses for their nacho cheese dipping sauce. Might just be nostalgia but I remember it being very good and it turns out it’s neither “nacho” cheese nor spicy lol anyway shout to to Johnny’s Pizza home of the Sweep the Swamp pie

we had a decent run

Oh I agree man. That’s what I put on a gas station hot dog! Just never had it with a chili dog.

What's Frankenstein's favorite cheese?

If you said muenster it shows you're a fool. Frankenstein was the doctor.

He liked cheddar

A good, spicy nacho cheese sauce is my favorite dip for pizza crust/breadsticks and I could defo go for it on a chili dog.

Setting the bidet to cold water mode just to feel something

Repost if you do not live at 1 Apple Park Way, Cupertino, California

Катя Тайтпуссий must answer for her crimes!

Putin, picking up a red phone in the Kremlin: get me agent Tightpussy

I’m a sicko and love Skyline chili on my dogs. Relish, chopped onion, a pound of shredded cheddar and some hot mustard complete it for me. Pickled jalapeños are a nice touch.

epic memes here 👇👇👇👇

thread of funny memes 🤣🤣🤣

It’s an allusion to the fall of the Berlin Wall, of course.

what a delightful predicament!

so glad he kept Louis DeJoy on!

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