every judge should not only be a historian, but a historian superior to all others

why did democrats change course on gerrymandering without explanation? on to discuss, three republicans and a reporter who covers national politics and is unaware the constitution can be amended

It's time to say it: the Reds are guaranteed to win at least 15 games this year

Assuming every picture I can't see on here is the foulest thing imaginable

They're just getting a view that isn't reflected in the media except for all the times it is

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Oddly, tilting the field has worked well for Republicans across the country for quite some time

If actions don't have consequences, there's no reason to stop performing the actions

This man is 39, this fuckery can't go on much longer

It is incumbent on Democrats to talk about him every minute of every day - get these numbers up

Introducing my daughter to Kindergarten Cop

Final Fantasy screenshot: Sephiroth: "Behold. The Aurora Borealis," Cloud: "At this time of year?!"

ghost...on the blockchain

A thought: they should make a Nintendo Switch 2 that's just like the current one, but all the games are free (subsidized by a 90% top effective tax rate)

The games should also come with health insurance and robust public services

which cabinet secretaries do you think don't go to work under the influence of a controlled substance?

we just need another few ramps that require massive amounts of merging in 500-foot spaces

Why I Co-Authored a Book with ChatGPT Jamie Metzl's new book is the first major work of nonfiction listing a human and AI as co-authors. It will not be the last.

this piece is fascinating because it's driven by one of the most facile things i've ever seen someone ask AI

this eez, how you say, "le shitstain"

an innovative new idea: what if we excluded people with "preexisting" conditions from being covered by health insurance, whether in whole or in part? this idea is quite novel and has no downsides

changing history by going back in time and giving dayquil to a losing army

has anyone else noticed a significant increase in drivers refusing to move after lights turn green because they're finishing something on their phones?

checking in on the Kevin Warsh hearing, which seems to be going as follows:

SENATOR: when the central bank tinkers with rates during a time of global supply crisis, doesn't that risk a number of negative downstream effects?

WARSH: the real economy is in our hearts

asking for a secretary of defense: do communicable diseases spread more quickly among people forced to live and interact with each other in close quarters on a constant basis? i checked with grok and it told me to get in the showers(?)

there's been a point with both of my kids where it gets too hard to carry/lift them in the way i normally did, and i of course start thinking i've gotten weak when my kid who used to be 25 pounds is now 50 pounds

the United States Military: where you can join an elite group of warfighters who constantly get sick, eat what looks like boiled shoe soles, and can shoot at each other on base (also, you can only get your tuition subsidized at Hillsdale and Liberty)

hard to believe that a guy who's spent the better part of the 21st century befriending and standing by pedophiles is becoming a Republican

Busted: zoonotic pandemic
Disgusted: lab leak pandemic
Trusted: gobert-led pandemic

is that supposed to be Alex Jones?

setting aside 9/11, it was a great year

*starlord turns to the camera*

it's not like this guy is some kind of doctor of doom

Presumably this is followed up by the world's longest fart noise