Xana just referred to “Mayfair Sally Bowles” as “Madame Suzie Toot”

I wanna skip ahead

What chapter in the Bible does Jesus die?

I am going to seduce a man just to steal his Marlboro trucker hat.

Need to dance with twinks again 💔

Are poppers illegal yet? Have they always been illegal? I’m not keeping up with the discourse clearly

I have escaped my depression (made a man Venmo me 50 dollars to call him babygirl)

Can’t wait till it’s warm enough to cry in the public park

Yall are all breaking up while I’m googling “hello kitty engagement ring inspo” we are not the same

Need more masc lesbians in my life

Im a closeted frozen 2 fan

I just need a man to take me lingerie shopping and buy me fancy perfume. That would fix me

There are so many books in this world, it stresses me out

@ddarlingnyc.bsky.social likes boys that look like they’d dip their soft serves in ketchup

And 25% gratuity

I am more than happy to entertain a man! As long as you can pay the booking fee💞🫧

I hate you, white cis man taking up space in trans spaces

Every time I find another feminine rage playlist on Spotify and it has more than 2 Taylor swift songs on it, my soul dies a little

Why do men love writing shit on their chests??

I think that when I get my middle splits, some of yall will quit drag

Recently a man came up to me at a show and said “hey do you work at a smoke shop by any chance?” And I said “no you just have me confused with someone else” and he said “no you just look like a girl that would work in a smoke shop” ……

The two things that will always remind me of my boywife are sad little monkeys in the shower and puppy dogs that shake when they eat because they’re so excited

LISTEN im just saying go buy some chocolate or some cute underwear and LIVE

Do you all not realize that every holiday is…. Made… up?? Like that’s the whole thing?? Traditions had to be created?? Love is real??? What ever happened to fun

“Is there a word for Italian T boy Chasers?” - @xanawhoria.bsky.social

What does this mean

Should I change my drag name to “pocket pussy”

Like that’s a doll

“You need a boy pussy megamix” -xana (??)

Ur so mf right.