I'm making the face

mlb dot com power rankings. the top ten contain every NL central team except the cardinals (lol)

As always, there's the NL Central, and then there's everyone else

I struggled with whether the home run robbery and critical GIDP getting killed by ball stuck in glove webbing were enough to qualify as Weird, but in my opinion that's just baseball. Sometimes it's not your day and nothing is going to change that.

For the first time in weeks the Bucs have played two consecutive games of Normal Baseball

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Clippy popping up: "would you like to destroy your relationship with your mastering engineer?"

distrokid offering ai "enhancing" of your music as you upload

distrokid you are my enemy

9 innings of punishingly Normal Baseball are in the book. See you tomorrow.

Any other news about Mike Clevinger today?

@pirates.com you never should have signed him, but put this guy in the fucking trash asap

"no production deployment"

I love seeing this, it makes me feel great. Very comfortable

@vercel this means you

Feels like literally every microservice/host platform my company relies on has gotten worse in direct proportion to how comfortable people feel shipping barely-reviewed LLM code

When you need a pitcher to come back with their shield or on it, Mitch is the guy

People do not appreciate Mitch Keller nearly enough

With today's victory the Bucs add another Normal Game. They now sit 9 Normal Games to 13 Weird ones

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Jake Mangum you are my pesky little shit of the year. What a ballplayer

I would love to know what kind of espionage device he imagines that only tells them the first pitch

Game 5 should be weird actually, DK was ejected. 13 Weird, 8 Normal games

Weird baseball indicators: 15+ total runs, 3+ errors, shutout, extra innings, manager ejection, etc

Pirates Weird - Normal record so far by my calculations.

12-9

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Friday: normal. Saturday: weird. Probably weird today.

🚨WRONG

Good to see the fight I guess. Last years team would have packed it in after 5

FINAL: the Pittsburgh Pirates defeat the Pittsburgh Pirates by a score of 8-7

free baseball

Clayton Beeter really should have pitched Clayton Better

Justin Lawrence a strong frontrunner for the Colin Holderman of the Year Award

Idk if they'll win or lose the games but I think Chandler Simpson is going to make the Bucs defense trip over their own shoes more than once this weekend

ah that's the Yohan Ramirez I remember

these boys just dont quit