Sea shanty son or mermaid daughter

This whips

Harry Pouter the boy who served

Community and big friendship are such a fuckin big anchor dude idk what I’m saying here but wow

34 is a great year to get back into Dnd

I have a feeling we’re entering a big “de*th to am*rica” era

It would be so funny and epic bacon sauce if someone assassinated a politician today

Ew

Ofc there are high paying jobs that don’t need an expensive piece of paper to attain- I’m not talking about those jobs.

Academia, at large, serves capital by still being seen as the gatekeeper to high paying jobs. Anyone surprised by Columbia’s capitulations shouldn’t be imo

How we doin? Yea? Same.

Silence, anglo

pretty much everything is easier said than done. it's super easy to say stuff

Tyfys

Respectfully, you should be looking to underachieve here, fail even to be bold.

Alright I removed the twitter app from my phone so hopefully I commit to bsky posting

Lmao

This week's NFL game between the San Jose Shitkickers (0-14) and the Baton Rouge Beta Boys (0-14) will be on Netflix for the first period, Prime for the second, Peacock the third and a new service Blumbo for the fourth. Blumbo is not available yet.

The Lactose Intolerance Paradox

Yall keep acting up and I’m going to bring my LMFAO cover band (Party Rockers Anonymous) on tour

Why does my dog sleep through my alarms but I can’t? This is bullshit

I don’t know what’s going on doc, I keep hopping out of the Benz but my swag just won’t turn on…

This game is crazy if you ingest psilocybin

Dear Jesus,

if you can give us a second dead president before midnight I’ll be completely sober in 2025.

The grinch did nothing wrong.

Flirting with sobriety is funny. I keep having glimpses of clarity and it’s mostly just I’m so angry. I’m gonna show this to my therapist.

i bet the crusty brown stuff at the bottom of the pan hates to see my wooden spoon coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂💯🤣🤣🤣🤪

“It’s too nice out” is a valid reason to call in sick to work jsyk

This joke brought to you by waking up with Kreyshawn stuck in my head.