This is all just to distract us from the fake Artemis II mission and ufo/ uso/ alien disclosure 📑

indica 💨

“Along the way, we broke a lot of toilets and, by my estimate, used more than 950,000 doses of Emodium. But I am not saying that we have a problem." - Gen. Dan Caine, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Imagine working all day just to pay for your snacks 😑🫧

@cornonthegoblin.bsky.social do you think Trump has a cum butler?

He's talking about jerk'n off

If your story starts with when and where you were born, I don't want to hear it.

People will claim that this is AI

meme

It's a good thing Jesus didn't come back (again) today and catch you doing it (again) today.

I started buying 16oz bars of chocolate when they were only $0.25 ea. 💰💰💰

Bill Clinton spent more than that on blow (allegedly).

Congress launches investigation into California hospice fraud, citing millions in taxpayer losses A CBS News analysis of Los Angeles County hospice records found indications of fraud are growing. The House Oversight Committee is now investigating.

No one will ever be held accountable, and the money will just be gone. 📑
www.cbsnews.com/news/congres...

The internet is a psyop 🌐

jfc

I'll just eat red meat tomorrow

Today, I ate red meat for the last time.

Problem solved

Yeah, it was $5 here in Stockton

Gas is $9.69 a gallon in Sacramento California today 🌤

🧩Zilla Entertainment presents

Jim Cramer is the only investor who didn't buy oil when it was $45 a barrel 🤣

In case you missed it

I'm suspended from Twitter again for stating a fact.

I just turned my clocks gay.

Don't go in the basement

What are you smoking?

people will read about it in history books as being the greatest time in America history.