Nip trip

Nice air b&b

Him: “what an achievement in humanity”.
Her: “History has been made”.
Me: “I should bet some moisturizer for his beans”. My cat

And you though standing in the aisle waiting to get off the plane made you want to have the impatient fit of a toddler.

“Yeah whatever”. Lol
*cough*
Nerdsayswhat

@bentdooley.bsky.social

Jungle turtle!

Iran trolling TACO

Always good to have a boob friend. I’m all fixed up and fine now, but when i found a weird lump my friends like “want me to come over and feel your boob?” She did.

It was such a fun gag!

Front 242 - Headhunter (Official Video) YouTube video by [PIAS]

youtu.be/m1cRGVaJF7Y?...

I think they’re cute. And it’s a fun thing to do.
I have a red card myself and cant use the novelty ones like those or bracelets or the mini bus ones.

Stop farting

Mmm, waffles

Curtanes are overrated anyway. Stoopid curtanes.

My favorite miracle by Jesus was when he cancelled a print job

Jesus: I am the light of the world
Jesus’s brother Jeff: Here we go

I need that feetsie squished on my eye

Mini sardine pie with a side of churu.

Oh right, orange cunt had that press thing. Was it all “i promise im not as stupid as I look, please like me” ?

Larry Campbell has turned into David Letterman

Christmas On The Moon (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Paul Doroshenko K.C., AKA Prairie Paul

It’s too bad about the delays to the moon launch, but I’m glad it’s going well. Of course, it was originally planned for Christmas.
youtu.be/fSRQ0zXTbiQ?...

You should let someone take your picture. You look so fierce. See, mirror image of you.

Alli took the kit kat from the kit kat boat…
Who me? Yeah you. Ok yeah it was me.

Do you ever give an opinion at work and people like it and go with it and build something based on that, and you think “WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME, STOP IT”.

Dees feets dingle dangle

It looks perfectly toe squishy. Imagine how lovely that will be on a hot summer day.

Peek-a-boo

Peanut butter & jam sandwiches at grandmas.

It’s weird to think that at that time my grandma was about 6 years older than i am now!

Like stepping on mombs nose -10, but you didn’t break it +5