Fuck

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I learned that an OOMFs def be lying about his height on Grindr

My legs better turn into fucking tree trunks after how hard I’ve been pushing at the gym lately

Gym crush is here and I need his hands on my hips and spit in my mouth

Idk how people drink less than 80oz of water a day. I’m traveling, so I don’t have my water pitchers available and I am DEHYDRATED

Matthew W. Huttle, who served time for his role in the Jan. 6 attack and was pardoned by Donald Trump, was shot and killed by a Jasper County sheriff’s deputy during a traffic stop in Indiana following an altercation with the officer.

Police say Huttle was armed and resisted arrest.

This is the most batshit crazy shit ever - this is government 101. This easily confirmed with a simple Google search. This literally the law of the land.

Pikachu waving a white flag while lying down.

When you nut but they keep ridin’

6am vs 8am

I'M SORRY I'M LATE I'M GAY AND I WAS HAVING GAY SEX

I need a 3 day weekend

24 hours

The Los Angeles wildfires are at risk of contaminating the city's water supply, with ash, pathogens, toxic chemicals, flame retardants, and even melted pipes able to enter reservoirs and aqueducts.

Several communities have advised residents not to drink tap water.

Every time an online crush follows me and DMs me, I just tell myself, “I still go it” 💅🏻

Calling yourself a “refugee from TikTok” is the most insane shit I’ve ever heard.
MFs need to touch grass.

Straight bros at the gym are so entitled. I’m in the middle of a lift, don’t tap me to ask how many more. Fucking wait.

Beef 🥵

Today is National Milk Day.

I want a pet Fox so bad

1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣

I want just a li’l
Taste

Joan and Peggy from Mad Men in an elevator; Joan says, "I want to burn this place down."

Women at Meta today:

Can I delete IG yet?

Big slay

I love me a southern boy

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Weekend things

I’ve done this before

To the hot top at the gym that I have blocked on this app. I’d let you fvck me till I was on the brink of no longer breathing