How it started how its going

I Give it 2 weeks for it to become real.

In today's episode of "Real Headline, or The Onion?"

Maybe they wouldn't have to if you don't let a professional army go without a solid supply chain and force them to fend for themselves.

Thank Constantine. 😂😂😂

If we are ever to get to the peaceful star trek future we want we have to go thru the Bell riots we need.

Turing wasnt very smart.

Nail drivers are gonna eleminate hammers!

Cars are gonna eliminate horses!

Typewriters are gonna eleminate handwriting!

Social media is gonna eliminate common sense!

OK that last one turned out to be true...

That sucks, I can relate with a fused L5&L6 & coccyx. Is accupressure or physical therapy in the works at all? Accupressure helped me at least tolerate the pain.

He deserves every moment behind him, basking in that shitstained air coming out trump's ass.

I was radicalized long before there was a patriot act.

It's not that complicated,
He can't name a single book in it. Let alone hold it right side up.

Who's saving who, really?

Teach me your ways, young sensei.

You're in a food desert and found decent pizza, I'd call that a win.

....thru shameless cringe posting?

That’s Why I Pay for the Internet! 🤣 Dad Finally Got it! YouTube video by French Fuse

the entire culmination of all of humanity's struggle
summed up in this one moment.

youtube.com/shorts/_IRGJ...

900lb crates full of onions in a field

The Coachella music festival is in the news with the minimum price of sold out 3-day ticket costing $549. Contrast that with "Nicolas" who is currently harvesting onions in the Coachella area and getting paid $22 for a $900lb crate. #WeFeedYou #coachella2026

Dude if I told half of my lies it would burn off both your ears.

You forgot the pancakes.

Fail big THEN go home, I always say.

Or when I let a Tay chat bot go rampant on Twitter.

Or when I accidentally broke xbox live on Christmas eve.

Or when I DDOSed all the WADOT surveillance cams across Seattle and Bellevue.

Or the time I broke the halo 2 build and delayed the release by 5 weeks.

There are stories like this, and there are stories like, in 2009 I locked out every windows 2003 server in Microsoft IT just by turning on the new windows firewall service.

same.

It's Friday. Enjoy.