Yeah, I clearly remember @inkyrickshaw.bsky.social and I called her "a canie" for several months before we knew better...

Pretty good week!

Surprised this is even a controversial statement. I like (most of) the others just fine, but this is the only one after the original that's truly about horror movies, and not just a Scream movie about Scream movies

事務所手数料チキン？？

Theatrical poster for 放送禁止：ぼくの3人の妻

Seated for the new 放送禁止
Because the true horror is your slowly disintegrating polycule

I'm not above feeling good when the kebab guy greets me enthusiastically and calls me "boss"

When I lived on 52nd Street I had to walk past one of these on my way home from work every day and it honestly had an enormous impact on my life, not necessarily for the better

Poster advertising a limited theatrical revival for AKIRA (1988)

Ticket stub for a 10AM screening of AKIRA at TOHO Cinemas Shinjuku

I don't know why it's ONLY playing at 10 in the goddamn morning but I'm not going to miss my chance to see AKIRA on the big screen for the first time in my life

Can't argue with that!!

I can never find the actual burger under the horrifying mountain of onion slivers

So does this mean you just watched it and you don't need to go again, or... ?

I can only picture it hanging at the end of a wallet chain somewhere

I sometimes try "what are you into?" which is largely inoffensive. People will usually EITHER tell me about their job OR their actual interests, depending on temperament, so everyone wins. In JP mode I go for the more direct 「じゃ、趣味とかは？」at least when in a drinking context.

Possibly the most relatable post ever posted to any site anywhere ever

This is both wild by itself and also I'm trying to imagine what context would cause this to be an issue

ヨドバシカメラの歌 現在使用全24店舗24種類 総集編 YouTube video by まりも鉄道チャンネル

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2JC...

I'm intrigued by one of those things

🐇🐇

Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"

$8 a gallon for gas???

That's right

watching the ugliest, worst edited, worst sounding, worst acted movie on tubi that looks like it was shot on an iphone 4: damn i wish i had the social and time management skills this person had to make a movie they're a fucking genius

Really don’t understand how people function with that miserable ball of light in the sky

"I am here to take your joy from you. No, I will not be replacing it with anything. Yes, again. Also why don't we hang out more?"

Hiii! It is Wednesday　水曜日です　It is Wednesday

You also typed "a failed a suicide attempt" but I wasn't gonna say anything

Wait, shit, I cut off Jaws
Ok, 75-85, final offer

Gonna shift up a little, 77-87

I need a document for immigration and I went to the wrong window, on the wrong floor, at the wrong office, in the WRONG WARD

I found out about it from this post

Having a real すみません of a day