Same bathroom diff speedo

$1150 for a studio apt in downtown HTX

*gays do a twice a year bf reveal*
gay community: Oh so yall be hiding your boyfriends?????

*gays obsess over their bf*
gay community: omg yall don’t stfu about your man!!


atp yall need to find a man so YALL can shut up 😩😂

Figuring out if I wanna be insanely horny to distract myself or feel the existential dread of a second plane crash in one week in the first two weeks of his presidency

One reason I play video games is because reality can be so shit at times. I just want to lose myself in a world that doesn’t cut me down

lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others

Had to have my son feel snow at least once also we made a snowman 🙂‍↕️

It’s actually kinda scary and concerning how these four upcoming years are gonna play out

HBD 🥳

Rihanna had her boob signed by Mariah Carey at her concert last night:

“Mariah Carey is signing my t*t y’all.”

Is it just me or is there soo many spam accounts?? It’s getting very annoying

Love utilizing all of my different vices to avoid dealing with the current state of our reality ☺️🌸

Wish you had told me this was the move for today 🥲

Let’s hold space for this moment

Speedo run today in Chicagy :3

snickers bars got nothing on you

where can i contribute

Can’t sleep before my flight so enjoy my stereotypical gay apple replay

Tysm 🥹 You a real one

PLEASE show me to me rachel

pink goes well* with green :) 🌸

So upon further investigation it turns out it was a green elixir and the man was the wizard… so now why did he give it to her? Was it his intention that she give birth to a witch? Did he sleep with other women and give them the same elixir?? Seriously debating if I should just read the book

Can anyone tell me what the meaning behind Elphaba keeping that liquor bottle of her mother’s as her keepsake? Like you really want to remember your mom by the source of her infidelity? You didn’t have a locket??

Went to go watch Wicked with friends and drunk called my sisters crying about how much I missed them in a voicemail I would say it was a v successful night

When someone is mean to you about the art you make (especially in comments intended to hurt you), remember that however unoriginal and imperfect what you create may be, it is still magnitudes better than the art left undone.

🙂‍↕️

It was my bday yesterday and my bf surprised me w/ a dinner w/ all our friends 🥹 never felt like my life was a hallmark movie more than I did last night