omg love you ♡ wow it will be 10 years old in just a few months!!

Happy 420 y’all hope you get to chill out today at some point even if not on w**d ♡ ☆

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

Digital artwork of a stratospheric view of a primordial planet. A magnified view like one might see in a science textbook expands on a scene from the shoreline of a reptilian creature crawling out of the surf onto dry land, surrounded by ferns. Another magnified view expands on the creature: A red blood cell floating in plasma with two silly cartoon eyes. Another magnifier expands on the blood cell: An atom, its nucleus made of two eyeballs, floats by a large sheet of molecules in front of a colorful background. The next two images are detail crops.

4.20: The Origin of Sentience

I did radio for years + my name is unique = multiple clients on the phone have asked me if I'm AI :(

NYC residential real estate is insane. One day I’ll get a client like this:

“I own a $1m condo but I think I can save money by leasing a rent stabilized 3bed for under $10k”

and then this:

“I’m in a wheelchair & living in a shelter cuz my apartment burned down, do they accept housing vouchers?”

Sometimes I’m just sitting with noise cancellation on, but no music playing, in my own little public isolation chamber

I think it’s “I Want Things To Be Beautiful” by Devi McCallion

Puffins peanut butter cereal changed their recipe and it might be my 13th reason why

Nintendo Labo Official Make, Play and Discover Trailer YouTube video by GameTrailers

Can someone please help me find the composer to this gorgeous music made for a cardboard commercial youtu.be/3cCOrDDuq2k?...

passengerprincess - CREDIT CARD YouTube video by 𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰

CREDIT CARD MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW 💳😭
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEmT...

passengerprincess - CREDIT CARD YouTube video by 𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰

ahhhhh @4kcarpet.bsky.social this music video is perfection!!!! youtu.be/AEmT_01Jf0E?...

seen in Texas and NYC! 🙃

this is real y’all I’m speaking from experiences meeting these people

There are men who keep an excel sheet of all the people they’ve hooked up with, where, how, when, their contact info, notable conversation bits, etc. They have a graph for who climaxed first, what positions, and real time percentages of what months lead to more climaxes.

oops I didn’t read the terms and conditions, now after I die they’re going to hang an image of my face in front of the product you’re browsing and say “Brazos really would have enjoyed this”

playing Contact for Nintendo DS, largely enjoying it

at the store buying the branded drink that a rapper I like mentions in a silly verse. nice!

that feeling when you think you’re done eating but you check your cheek pouch one more time and find another carrot 😍🥕

omggggg

thank goodness I’m frugal because paying my taxes was $$,$$$ (independent contractor life)

Thinking I’m one of 12 fans of a musician based on the likes from their YouTube posts (delusional)

bye 😭

Me and some girl on the train, both listening to SLAYYYTER on our pink iPhone 16’s, cute moment

Dorohedoro season 2 off to a good start, the artwork in general is top notch, so many extremely detailed backdrops + set designs

Honestly? iPad mini

wait this is so good

Doctor’s note: F#