Made my first sports bet and lost om gonna do it

Going to Riptide 2026 to get 17th for all the games and then never showing up again

Realizing the fringe/top 100 players I’d almost win against werent trying is like people trying to tell me Santa isn’t real (he is)

First week of school down and my kid has already been exposed to two separate illnesses

Late night finds

Fuck my phone for ruining the alt text

Kawhi Leonard and Tompkins from Watamote

Literally me

I LOVE PLAYING SLIPPI I NEED WORSE INTERNET I NEED TO BE POORER

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Sean when you see this tell everyone from mke that I love and miss them

What I would do for a 4x4 from in n out rn

I love picking up my cat because no matter what he’s doing he’s like “oh we’re doing this now”

What if they put something else in water bottles?

I’m like Rick from Rick and Morty except instead of being edgy and smart I’m gay and autistic

Watching Joe Biden edits god I wish cool old people were real

Mmm pizza

Tonight for dinner, a classic pizza served on focaccia

The sands of time :( but now my time out from the internet is over

Why do I feel so awesome all the time?

2 year internet nap AMA