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Posts by Timmy Metzner
Me when bloomf doesn’t like my posts: 🤭😂
Bluesky telling me to try again
Aaliyah in 2000:
well now we are just making things up! (complimentary)
Not SpongeBob dick neck getting a content warning flag!!
The Full Monty revival?? Thrilled beyond belief and they better show full hog
Amazing twist! #Survivor50
I’m so happy you joined us. Excited to see how the game plays out!
I’ve been sick for two days
tbh we honest we first thought it was news that It™️ happened
This bar is across the street from our apartment and we could hear the hooting and hollering all afternoon
Happy Easter, girlies
I had a dream recently about a water pitcher I remembered from childhood and while shopping today found the exact same one in an antique store so I took it as a sign to buy
ok but lemme call those Circle Jerk gays real quick to write 12 Angry Twinks about the Jen Shah trial
Softly releasing the saddest “diva down” as Genevieve is voted out of #survivor50
Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog
2028: Supreme Court rules 5-4 that k*lling someone is protected speech
Ok SOMETIMES ai slop is funny
I think it’s time we, as a culture, talk about the fact that golf is evil
it’s giving family resemblance (complimentary)
Ok listened through a few times and here’s my top 5
1️⃣ CRANK
2️⃣ I’M ACTUALLY KINDA FAMOUS
3️⃣ DANCE…
4️⃣ $T. LOSER
5️⃣ WHAT IS IT LIKE, TO BE LIKED?
honorable mention to YES GODDD
Ok but this run
Slayyyter & Robyn albums 2morrow
very cool to be interview for this article very not cool/awful the subject!!!
post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
I’ve been clocked!
elite is chic
A classic