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Posts by Descartes a Cant

Wait, was this guy backed by Bernie beforehand? Because that would explain a lot about the people who can't let this go

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do you want it to be NaN?

This is how you get NaN

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it's not even clear you get a better deal by waiting depending on your health and health insurance situation

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The destruction of the East Wing hits as hard as it does because it is a purely visual and immediately readable image of what Trump is doing to the country as a whole.

The pictures document the literal destruction the bricks & mortar that form the central symbol of US democracy.

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The NY Post has been losing money forever. Team Blue is going to need some very rich people who are willing to eat these losses

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He's been pretty consistent for quite awhile. And also quite correct here

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Zeno is going to get there before Byron

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CIAsandman on Twitter writes: "Leftist friend got called “fuckin lib” by a foid at a bar last night. Their cultural grip is slipping. It’s cringe and gay to even be associated with anything left of center."

CIAsandman on Twitter writes: "Leftist friend got called “fuckin lib” by a foid at a bar last night. Their cultural grip is slipping. It’s cringe and gay to even be associated with anything left of center."

On January 21, 2025, CIAsandman tweets: "White boy fuel." There's a photo showing him holding a half-eaten piece of bread a bottle of water. On his wrist is a white Swatch watch.

On January 21, 2025, CIAsandman tweets: "White boy fuel." There's a photo showing him holding a half-eaten piece of bread a bottle of water. On his wrist is a white Swatch watch.

An eBay auction for the Swatch says: 1996 Vintage Swatch Watch TUTTI FRUTTI GW109 Working Swatch Watches Women

An eBay auction for the Swatch says: 1996 Vintage Swatch Watch TUTTI FRUTTI GW109 Working Swatch Watches Women

A detective looks down at a suspect while a light is shining above the suspect's head.

A detective looks down at a suspect while a light is shining above the suspect's head.

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...

*opens manilla envelope*

... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...

*slides 8x10 photo across table*

... you wore the tutti frutti

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What are the rules regarding visas in Portugal and any chance your aunt is single

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Nothing to worry about. It's not really American

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Unfriendly fire

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Futrure Dem primary candidates must be in the top 1% of OnlyFans models

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Geordi LaForge meme:

“No” to “robust, fault-tolerant infrastructure”

“Point yes” to “us-east-1.”

Geordi LaForge meme: “No” to “robust, fault-tolerant infrastructure” “Point yes” to “us-east-1.”

It is once again time to dust these off

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Look you have to win by two, that's the rules

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New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.

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I have bad news about Five Below

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Sometimes I put on Brazil so I can have a pleasant diversion from this timeline

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TIL: maledicta

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I don't know how this is possible without some billionaires willing to eat losses

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Which one do you end up in if you don't renew your subscription

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These are professionals

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That a good third of ICE isn't facing soliciting charges is a total failure by the DA

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the smell?

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I deny those requests

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This is why you cut the gummies in half

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Group chat (Slack/Teams) is mandatory and a huge time sink so most people just emoji respond to acknowedge whatever

Also there's usually a pets specific channel

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Sickos bait

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What about my points

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I'm doing my part!

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There isn't a week that goes by that the SNL 'nutterific' jingle doesn't get stuck in my head

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