this is what it feels like to be a t*g*rs fan right now. team doesn’t even deserve vowels

a little something to take the edge off or whatever they’re saying

it is insane that people are stilly actively trying to have children in this country like be so for real please. we are straight up BURNT TOAST

kahnle hive in shambles today (it’s me i’m the hive)

she’s been raptured :/

the witching hour? more like the hunching hour

just had to ask him why he smells like garlic parm. never a dull moment in cat ownership

spring has sprung in michigan

the breadstick wanter has logged on

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yes 🫡

did my car have the equivalent of its fly being unknowingly down all day today?

lil blue guy from trader joe’s scandinavian swimmers hive rise up

i removed my long acrylic nails after 2.5 years because we’re trying to cut as many costs as possible for the oncoming financial doom and i have basically had to relearn how to type without them. how did i do this for 28 years. it took me 5 minutes to type this

49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

also like if you’re gonna be stupid and insulting about bernie bros please also include the bernie girls. i want to be included. ok thank you

living in unparalleled i told you so times. bernie forrrrreverr

it only took SIXTEEN years for her first offense but the genius of geniuses finally escaped outside today…to be found two mins later, a few doors down trying to get back into the wrong house (because she is stupid) having realized she does NOT like the outdoors (because like mother like daughter)

Bernie sanders with the text “I do not want to hear one Republican”

me either

pbs and espn en español

i love this

can’t wait to be wildly misdiagnosed for the rest of my life by Dr. A.I. Chatbot MD

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hmm. i would say maybe etsy should put some filters on “what this customer last purchased” to remove certain subjects before pushing out a generic fill in the blank ad but i’m sure it’s all run by AI slop now so what’s the point

A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

would you like to work with me so you not only have to submit tickets through jira but also 2 other entirely different software types and then get scolded whenever you inevitably use the wrong one because no one clearly explains which is for what? oh, we have fun

the legal definition of marriage is actually the union of one person who immediately hangs up their towel after showering and another person who tosses it on the bedroom floor to slowly dry into a wrinkly mess for between 12 and 72 hours

i wish microsoft insights would measure my weekly time spent agonizing over whether or not i’m creating my JIRA ticket under the correct product type. can someone put me in touch with bill gates please

i hope the butch lesbian that thinks she’s the eagles coach from tik tok is having an amazzzzing night