Every single one of these meme dog avatar havers is the biggest loser around. Thinking about that one episode of Chernobyl again.

I couldn't help myself

Either way, a bargain at twice the price!

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery

There's a war on for your mind.

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It's our Super Bowl and we're gonna smoke it

Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Ramesh!

And cry (implied in my mind) hell yeah

(kicking a Bent Tin Can dejectedly) there's not even ONE bear

This is gonna be me sorting my Magic cards and organizing my console games into boxes this week. So much to scan and catalog.

Enlightenment has been achieved

Bombur McGillicutty

Yeeeeah like Washington state's Mutual Combat law. It could be improved upon, but it's a good start.

Yeah that's true and I misjudged them by the blank avatar. What a weird post.

Bot malfunction in an interesting manner

Technical Difficulties images from The Simpsons (when it was good)

Which one's your favorite?

"P.C. Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

Blasting a big cloud and when it clears, I'm nowhere to be seen

Every generation needs its Galaxy Quest: a movie that, despite every individual element screaming that it can't be good, is actually good

Of high windows, ideally!

Bat roost?

A tan t-shirt with a black graphic mashup print: Primus, Grateful Dead, Phish, NASCAR, and more. I dyed the shirt black/blue/purple

I dyed this absolutely insane mashup tee from Favorite Vegetable

(available)

This one is so good. Inspired.

Yeeeah seriously, also these all play prominently on the Vevo music channels if you have Hulu. I've seen Mr. Eyeball hand lightning flannel tied around the waist a lot, in fact.

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

You have more than two problems

They're gonna be SO jazzed up about this next post: