Well that was a fucking lie. Not a great movie either.

Seated for Lee Cronin’s The Mummy because some guy on reels said the Doomsday trailer was attached to it

So used to corruption, I’m genuinely surprised the Labor Sec resigned

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Detroit Pistons.

30 point Baylor Scheierman game 🥹. #celtics

Feels like a dream come true watching Linda Cardellini aggressively flirt on DTF St. Louis.

Okay, she most definitely got a call from a journalist asking for a statement before publication release and whatever the story is is so bad her team decided to preempt it 😯

Did Iran just sink a carrier or some shit, why is Melania going off script??

Part of me feels this is wasn’t him posting because I don’t think he’s smart enough to use an apostrophe, am I trippin’?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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Buckled in for “The Drama”

Paying rent on April fools…the jokes write themselves.

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Good morning tribe 🥹

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Houthis throw their hat in the ring.

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Skeeeting in the middle of the movie.

You need to watch They Will Kill You.

It’s got the fucking juice holy shit.

Best news I’ve seen all month. Couple this with the insane 17.5% return promise to private equity and I think it’s wraps for sama.

II think in 6 months, I’ll be able to buy RAM at 2024 prices again so I can run a 10,000 star system in stellaris 🥹

Maybe it’s because I binged the last 40 chapters but csm definitely just transitioning to a part 3, don’t get the fuss I saw that made me binge this 🫩

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Decided to wage slave early and check my work email.

Saw that Costco executive was gonna charge my card in 2 days.

Clicked.

Guess who failed his phishing test? 🥹

Imma choose to live in peace, my angina acting up anyway. Happy that MBJ got over the wall and happy that Coogler will continue to shine.

Stoked for Jessie, loved her in all her tv roles

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Me thinking the academy wasn’t gonna act a fool.

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Damn Marty Supreme iced out so far huh?

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“Hopefully”

Mans went from 2 day SMO to talking about team effort it’s so over 😭😭😭

A grammatical error from the financial times newspaper. The title reads: Reeves to help households struggling with eating oil costs.

My version of birdwatching is finding published grammatical mistakes from big-name papers before they get corrected.

“hopefully” in the second half means he probably had backchannel chats about it and found no success, so he brought it out in the open to pressure them

Thinly veiled way to spread the blame imo, doubt any credible actor confirms they will be sending ships, but I’m out of the prediction game

Hard to imagine Houthis don’t shutdown the Bab al Mandab now if these so-called precision strikes weren’t precise at all.

10 minutes till market close. Stomach rumbling so I know some fuckshit about to drop.

Semi-warm hot take is that the Jones act will never be enacted in full force again and every successive president knowing how fucking stupid it is will steadily increase the # of waivers given out because there isn’t one voter who wakes up on a Thursday to check if the jones act is still in force

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Brent didn’t even wait for folks to see it pass 110, that bitch flirting with 120 😭😭😭