-and M&S pants

Every day. I need to find my humanising third thing

In 2010 he repetitively painted bananas which was massively preferable

I've shared an office with my friend for more than twenty years but his poetry phase is in its third week now so

Labelmaker

On-call week was dragging until I found this

Ruined Temple of Decision

I am here

Bring back the codpiece, cowards.

Reading that flannel shirts are fashionable again. Lots of people my age are going to be like those men driving old cars that look cool until you see them and realise they never stopped driving it

Anyway, off to the tip

Our embryology lecturer's catchphrase was 'not compatible with viability'. Had a heart valve as a keyring and rumour had it that the fatalities this invention caused were the reason he was banished to the dissection hall

A lady rightfully used the word fuck as verb adjective and noun when having a go about the cancellation of her op today but then decided to forgive me as the world was ending, overall I'd been ok and there was no point in bearing grudges 'at this fucking stage of the game' Yup

I'm beginning to wonder if the disappointed musings of a man in his early 50s are really going to move the dial apocalypse-wise. Also, it's a competitive market. #bluesky #armageddon

A wheelchair missing a wheel with 'condemned' on a sheet of A4which has sat in the corridor outside my office for 2 months accruing meaning

Still there. It's really grown in meaning for me #modernart

Maybe just a bassoonist following me around giving it comedy hippo. Wearing

If I were on New Life in the Sun I would definitely get the bassoon soundtrack

Just saw a man dislocate his jaw like a boa constrictor and swallow a baguette sandwich whole. Didn't break stride

EmpathyCat, there

A lot depends on the accountancy womans eyes letting us know she's done a clever

We are watching a forensic accountancy-based drama. I am impressed they stuck to their guns about this being possible

He's roaming the back field shouting 'Flopshy! Floooopshhhhy!' and waving his arms. The birds aren't singing. They know.

These bunnies are enormous, fearsome Norwegian Giants. They live in a heavily reinforced citadel but cannot be held. I fear looking after them when he's away, local fauna stand no chance

He's a Dutch bear but loves those bunnies. He's eyeing the horizon like Ahab. 'Pine Mertensh. Today of all days.'

Neighbour Harald's giant rabbits have escaped from The Compound again. He's spiralling about his greatest fear, Pine Martens. I'm trying to talk him down but he's on his 3rd roll-up and second beer and I'm losing. Woundwort will wreak havoc

Nurse call buzzer

🎶Right about now, the

Mr Grumpy mug

OK I'm not thrilled about all-day clinic but this was harsh

CJ

It's a different kettle of fish out of water. We are weeks away from your mixed aphorisms era

Clippy rides again

When I was 26 my trousers fell down whilst retracting a liver and I had to stand like that for two hours. Ever since, theatre is Good Pants day

Sudden memory of 2am darkness on the dementia ward. Birdlike ladies in nighties and American football helmets (safety idea), bright eyes watching as I chased Cincinnati Bengals round the beds to try and sew up her shin. She could move.

I knew this steady away chat was about something #heist #alibi