Oh so now a twink can't age gracefully. I see how it is.
Posts by nicholas theisen
Somewhere in Thedas a single mage reads the words "blood magic" on a piece of paper.
Every single Templar: we have to genocide the Circles.
As part of the Different Colors of Hair on Your Face community, I take offense at this.
Here’s a short video showing what digital preservation involves. In this case, a file only works from a CD and can’t just be copied to our network—so we have to convert it into a playable format.
#Archive30 #DigitalPreservation
Google doc in which a fucking machine tries to tell me I meant "ruined" instead of "borked." No, I fucking did not.
Excuse me, Google, but if I wrote "borked," then I fucking meant borked.
A screenshot from The Dagger of Amon Ra. The dialog box reads: "It’s too heavy. You don’t have room for it in your purse. It’s not yours. You can’t do anything with the shovel. You have more important things to do than use the shovel. Besides, the shovel is rusted into place."
Modern games: [invisible wall]
Retro games: A six-point presentation on why you are unworthy of this shovel.
Doki Doki Literature Club is a widely celebrated piece of videogame art, discusses deeply difficult topics in sincere and meaningful ways, and Google Play needs to revert the removal of the game immediately.
Palestinian writer Omar Hamad founded the Phoenix Library—the Gaza Strip’s first public library—built in the wake of Israel’s ongoing genocide.
Read his tale of displacement, weighed by worry and book stacks, and support the Library as a place of refuge:
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I think you mean "that Russian guy."
Much less grumpy!!! I love being able to see more fans emerging as we (read: I) bumble through the mechanics of these games. 👏🏻
in this episode we go to Lothering, a classic Problems Town. we talk about video game tutorials, Jade's future bid for president of the united states of america, the terrible high school we went to, high stakes in low fantasy, the movie Argo(???), and the legacy of Dragon Age: Origins.
out now!
Something I noticed in MGS that I was reminded of this time around is how Ocelot loves to jerk off his revolver, which only confirms what we all suspected about the Metal Gear games: Kojima is an ammosexual.
And if that's not enough for you, you can sign up for out Patreon and listen to us remember that Splinter Cell was a game that existed!
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Naked Snake contemplates The Boss's... um... chest scar, while mumbling "mommy" to himself.
This month @espressocat.bsky.social and I are grilling reptiles and committing war crimes with Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater!
I even tried to be less grumpy this time!
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Divine right of kings le guin print
On press today www.etsy.com/listing/9524...
Fundraiser for librarian Luanne James, who stood up to her rightwing library board that demanded she remove kids books with any trace of LBGTQ+ characters or content.
"I will not comply."
They sacked her and cops escorted her out.
She's a hero. This banned author just donated.
Apropos of nothing, if anyone wants to pay me a million buckareenos to teach two hours a week for half a semester, slide into my dm's.
Personally, I wouldn't spend a million $$ to teach as many students as a single Japanese class, but that's just me.
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What the loss of already-limited federal funding means for Comics Studies in the US
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We don't entirely suck.
It's a genre ideologically stuck in the late 70s/early 80s, so it's not all that surprising.
*whoever... I'm dumb
Sale screen for Sympathetic Memories
To whomever paid for a free game, we 🫡 you.
Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱
Probably one of my favorite essays of hers. Full throated defense of escapism as such.
I'm glad people are having fun playing World of Warcraft: Shadowbringers, but it's just not for me.
Are you suggesting the party of Kishi would exploit non-Japanese? First I'm hearing of this...
Love to be a country with a chronic labor shortage and not only doing nothing to make things better but actively making the problem worse.
If it's pronounced "unbound," then why is it spelled, "unbeed?"
We in fact have a different solution for that. We're delaying MGS4 and Peacewalkers and doing an ep on game preservation and the problems with historical analysis of games.