To provide context:

We have a new guy on our team. He likes to quote "The Fifth Element" on a multiple-times-a-day basis. And the below is one of those lines.

I know one of female coworkers can't wait for him to quote the "...all the positions" Chris Tucker line. Gonna take it to HR.

I thought the decision was made to sell or scrap our best ones....

I get really nervous when someone tells me, "The government sent me to help you. Just stay calm."

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BLUF: So, you're saying I got time then

crashing the field when the visitors have the bases loaded would be aces.

(Honey) Badger don’t care…

But the Badger/wife angle though…it might liven up an other dead franchise

Smart move.

Um, yeah….just something I’m not looking to have a mental image of.

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Seriously….literally

Steal it back.

She is a monster.

Obviously your mind is not in the gutter…congratulations

The Empress says, “Hold my tea….”

Did it ask you to be its friend?

Reading is so fundamental

Here is where they find out after fucking around

Just give it time….it will. Insta’s algorithm pull rabbits out of its virtual ass when you least expect it.

Hate to see your reaction to “moist soil”

Oh, I tried them once…..pretty good! But they don’t have one that close to me….i just happened to be in the neighborhood for another reason. And I won’t drive that distance again just to have a Butter Burger no matter how good it was.

He doesn’t live free. But every time the dude buys property the Empress starts comparing our situation to theirs. Like keeping up with the Joneses.

Dude is one of those guys who went to Cornell on Daddy’s dime and decided after graduation to coast in Japan for more than a decade.

His wife immigrated to Japan and is trilingual and could easily smoke his ass in the talent/smarts department.

Awesome. I will glad wipe the floor with AI Bros.

And then she simultaneously accuses me being jealous and ignorant to the concept of generational wealth.

That second half of the equation is kind of new to her….growing up in the ashes of the Cultural Revolution, she and everyone she knew was poor.

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But not the droids…

Oh, I knew. this is why I wrote what I wrote. I get so irritated with the Empress. Her friend’s husband is from a rich family.
Every step of the way, daddy gives his son money for a down payment on an investment property or co-signs the loan. Dude is 47.

Yet, Empress says the dude “works hard”

a tree in front of a white house with the words `` kick them to the curb '' written on it . ALT: a tree in front of a white house with the words `` kick them to the curb '' written on it .

This is where you start your own company….then when some snot-nosed punk comes in for a job interview and starts talking about how AI will empower your company…you can tell them to eat that bag of something as you…