The club is bumpin this morning…frfr

I’m busy. I’m working on me.

Reciprocity

That “one nutt and done” shit is so boring. I’m tryna go rounds.

Impenetrable cube force field around him… he’ll have some wiggle room to play and run around but can’t leave that area unless I allow it.

Post a character that starts with the letter I (First or Last)

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I’m that support that don’t need you to come peel for me. Go kill some shit and stop looking at me… #marvelrivals

I never switch up. I return energy.

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Zero fucks about someone else’s opinion moving forward cuz none of these hoes feed, fuck, or finance me…

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The shrimp from last night and the coffee from this morning in my stomach…

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When everyone gets to go through the light but you…

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In Orlando… it’s the Drive of Shame…

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Babyyyy… if you’re at the gym and your antiperspirant has gone on strike…what you meannnn it’s a push or pull day?! Bitch…you on legs today!

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Putting that ass thru a mattress sounds fun right now…

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Why did it take this leg day finally make me overcome the fatigue of last leg day?! I feel like I’m def gonna need a walker by this weekend.

I bet Rihanna would get back in the studio if y’all did SAVAGE X FENTY the same way y’all did IVY PARK.

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“…Strut my stuff and yeah I farted…” or whatever Ciara said…

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Gym fine shyt is fine shyttin TODAY!!!

Today will def be interesting.

Sometimes it feels like I’m jelly with a peanut allergy.

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Sometimes I feel like I might be sliding down that ‘tism spectrum like a stripper pole.

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My ex asked me how long it took me to get over them. I said a couple weeks. Now I’m the villain.

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Please don’t ask me if I missed you if your feelings not being hurt depends on my saying yes.

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Day 3.

I got lost in my head… it’s scary as fuck in there.

Let’s split the mortgage and take trips…

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Am I the drama?!