This app is just a little bit disappointing, isn't it?

Does anyone want to hug or perchance hold hands or maybe even perhaps merge souls

i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say

when a twitter mutual doesn’t immediately follow me back on here it’s like oh so you hate me. you hate me so much and you want to beat me with sticks and kick me into the curb

Screenshots showing Ronald Reagan date of death as June 5 2004 and a counter showing it’s 6969 days between June 5 2004 and July 5 2023

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends

Does anyone want to come over and play

Between this and twitter I almost have what used to be a full feed of posts

Till the day I die. I will never stop Posting.