Happy 79th birthday to Star Trek actor Iggy Pop.

What part of your cyber response playbook calls for public speculation?

Absolute amateur hour.

Soon, you'll be showering in gold!

If you can turn piss into gold and then turn it back into piss to hide it from the government, that's a total win-win.

These places are built to withstand everything smaller than an actual tank. Killdozer wouldn't even get through the rebar cast seven inch thick steel framed concrete walls.

I know they're trying to be cheeky but a "let's con marginalized, addicted people into being human fodder in my upper middle class nimby cause" from someone who has a rainbow socialist flag as a profile pic is a sight to behold.

He's all about the gospel the same way Jeffery Dahmer was into fine cuisine.

If you think about it, aren't we all depreciating assets?

Oh I'm not, I'm completely unqualified, but I'm still up for the job!

I will gladly prepare the taxes for someone willing to pay me a lot!

In Chicago all beefs need to be dipped and explicitly specify hot or sweet.

And Nathanael said unto him, Can there be any good thing come out of Dolton? Then Philip saith unto him, Come and see ya jagoff

I really appreciated when you explained how you use varied notification sounds. I also have been doing this, but realized I was missing a key one - I have a general notification tone set for Whatsapp but not for the most important person in my life. Most days she's flying the plane and I'm the crew.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Where have I heard about this before, oh yeah

Biden’s $6 Billion Ransom Payment to Iran Fuels Their Terror Machine | The Heritage Foundation www.heritage.org/middle-east/...

Movie, no, miniseries? Yes. Four seasons.

Awesome, now I want to see the pride infinity gauntlet!

Top notch setup. That speaker next to the CRT is concerning, but the fact you're running without your case cover tells me you're the kind of person who made sure it was ok.

Also, modem within arms reach, that's typically reserved for people who need to act fast when shit goes down.

So, cyberthreaterator.com is now up and running. Look for new features and other stuff sometime soon, including a web API for generating threat names and attribution data for your own diabolical purposes.

As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously “I’ve been going back and forth on whether or not there should be an organized response to these deadly clowns with spiders for hair behind the shower curtai...

"I’ve been going back and forth on whether or not there should be an organized response to these deadly clowns with spiders for hair behind the shower curtain, and I just don’t think the research is there yet."

Because CBS news is a right wing propaganda outlet, it does not explain why this is. USPS, unique in the world, must as soon as you hire one person, fresh out of high school, fully fund 100% of that person's retirement healthcare needs. This was done to financially cripple them.

Please do not. It is cursed, listen to the voice of generational trauma.

Alec Watson from Technology Connections with both hands on a photovoltaic panel with the caption "Folks, you need to wake up and smell the fascism."

I wrote and posted this to Instagram a couple of days ago and it became my most-read poem ever. I’m honored I get to feel big feelings alongside you all. I’m posting it here too and want to use this space more consistently. Hello friends ❤️

Agree, kids most in need for things like pell grants also most likely to not realize the need to self register or follow through.

Also, the onion cast some serious shade: theonion.com/arbys-reclas...

It's entertaining in the way watching Veep or The Office (UK) is, which is good, because it's not actually useful.

I'll save y'all the time reading this: we're no closer to knowing Satoshi's identity now than before this article was written. These "who is Satoshi" pieces are just so hackneyed. What are you going to do next, "The hunt for Amelia Airhart"?