It can only good happen… 🤦🏻‍♀️
Thanks, @jimmykimmel.com. Welcome back!

October 11 @ladyhatchet.bsky.social Quartet, Brunt of It, The Phensic, and The Doomstompers at Scottish Dave’s.

Any day that @npr.org plays The Clash during a segment is a good day. #ripsonnycurtis

Yikes, haven’t been here in a minute… but I felt like this was the right place to say: nothing feels more peak Baltimore to me than bombing up 83, listening to Turnstile… boy’s got a long way.

Shoutout to @baltimorenews.bsky.social (because I can’t find a Bluesky account linked to anyone in city government, let alone public works):

Let this joyous news be spread
And not saved,
The off-ramp of 395 to MLK
Has been paved!

$20 says he doesn’t make it through the entire term. He’s not well…

University of YouTube for the win AGAIN! Just fixed the sliding door on my van. By harnessing the information of the Internet and using it for GOOD, there is nothing we can’t do, and that is a very comforting thought… happy Sunday, y’all. Feeling myself, might garden next. 👩🏻‍🌾💚

Sadly you’re not wrong…

Ska Summer starts with @skavoovie.bsky.social !!! Stoked to be playing a second show with them, in NYC.

This show will sell out so get your tickets NOW: www.axs.com/events/96203...

NEVER upgrade your OS when they tell you to! That’s the only work around, and it only works for so long…

Mark Carney mouthing “Never, never, never, never” after #theorangeman said “Never say never” about Canada becoming the 51st state… 🥰 🇨🇦

So, a month ago, I noted that gas was up 26¢/gal; now it’s up another 17¢/gal from last week. ARE WE FUCKING GREAT YET OR WHAT?!?!!! 😞

Happy birthday, Queen! 🎂🏁

You’ve got my vote! More bread for everyone!

Since we’re living in a dystopian time of “truth by choice”, I’m choosing to believe that J.D. Vance killed Pope Francis.

From the Book of MAGA:

For I was hungry, and you closed my food bank and eliminated food safety inspections;

I was thirsty, and you cut clean water regulations;

I was a stranger, and you arrested me with zero due process, flew me to El Salvador, and imprisoned me indefinitely.

Happy #chronikkah to all who observe it! 💚

I have a sad hunch that Garcia may be dead and it’s better for the administration politically to stonewall rather than admit that they got an innocent man killed via a clerical error.

The SAVE Act is being voted on TODAY! It would disempower millions by requiring a birth certificate, passport, or proof of citizenship (not drivers licenses) to register to vote, challenging anyone who has changed their name since birth (married women, trans folks). Call your Representatives NOW!

This is the Lady Hatchet Quartet! We’re playing @starlandnj.bsky.social THIS FRIDAY, opening for @theslackersband.bsky.social Catch 22 and Crazy & The Brains. Doors are at 6 and we hit at 7, so don’t be late and wear comfortable shoes for a night of dancing. 💃🏻 🕺🏻

We love you!!!

Even though I’m not a Christian, I often call his office and leave Scripture passages on his voicemail, usually ones about empathy and not worshipping a false idol.

The Griffin List A list of 60,273 North Carolina voters – these are registered voters who showed ID to early vote in the November 2024 election – whose votes Jefferson Griffin wants to not be counted. ...

North Carolina - Check to see if you are on the thegriffinlist.com

For everyone in NC who has ever ordered from me, I looked for you and didn't your full name, or your last name matching the zip code you provided to me (except one last name starting with G). Go look for your friends and family!

Sharing because I intend to be making calls, if the fates align Monday evening…

@ladyhatchet.bsky.social at World Cafe Live in Philly

Is Bluesky even a place where people want to hear about shows? Personally, I like having a dedicated space to wax politics… but I do have some big ones blossoming this weekend, with @theslackersband.bsky.social ! Come talk to me about gardening, maybe snag one of our new logo pins!

Somebody definitely just vaped weed in this bathroom in Trader Joe’s DC, and I am here for it! Glad to know that, even though this neighborhood has gotten entirely too fancy for my liking, there are still scumbags alive and well, keeping it real. 👏👏👏

WHY? What’s he gonna do if they don’t, defund the Naval Academy??!?

California Assembly Speaker Robert Rivas (D-Salinas): "there are currently more kids with measles in Texas than there are transgender athletes in the NCAA. That's the epidemic we should all be worried about."

At my favorite, cheapest ‘hood gas station, deep in W Baltimore, gas has gone up 26¢/gal in 2 weeks (😵‍💫), yet somehow the auto industry is pivoting away from electric vehicles. Will this make America will be great again, before we go the way of the dinosaurs on this floating rock? Oi…