Just tried to return a donut cuz it had a hole in it
guy said that’s normal… so where’s the missing piece??
if anyone finds the rest of my donut let me know I’m trying to build a full one
#ShowerThoughts #BrainLag #WhatIsHappening #StillHungry #LifeQuestions
i blinked and forgot what i was doing
#fyp #viral #relatable #brainrot #mood
yeah no #Pokémon
idk man #Pokémon
average Discord mod when someone types “ratio” in general #art
BREAKING: MY TOOTHBRUSH FELL IN THE TOILET AGAIN now it’s swimming laps 🪥🏊 #toothbrushswim #breaking #breakingnews
clouds today looking like a giant sheep orgy in the sky fluffy stop staring at me up there ☁️🐑 #cloudorgy #lol
Yes Sir #art
MY CAR HIT A POTHOLE AND NOW IT THINKS IT’S A LOWRIDER bouncing every bump #news
random brain fart if my fridge was a celebrity it’d be the guy who shows up late to every party with expired milk #fridgeceleb #lol #news
DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID #news
cucumbers are just sad pickles that never made it they tried to be cool but life said nah stay green and boring poor guys 🥒😢 #news
BREAKING NEWS: MY LEFT SHOE UNTIED ITSELF FOR NO REASON 👟🤬 #breakingnews #news
Eat your protein #art
WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY LIKE A POST FROM 2017 WHILE STALKING SOMEONE’S PROFILE #art
random thought: if my life was a movie it’d be called The Great Nothing Burger starring me coming to theaters #lifeplot #dumb #lol
IF MY TOASTER WAS A PERSON I’D NAME HIM TOASTY MCSCORCHFACE he burns everything and then acts like it’s my fault typical friend energy #funny
YOSHI AFTER HEARING “IT’S-A ME, MARIO” FOR THE 9,000TH TIME #art
just saw a cloud shaped like a giant hot dog… universe trying to tell me lunch time or what?? either way im eating it in my mind RIGHT NOW 🌭☁️ #lol
if my life was a grammy performance id win for best use of snacks #grammys #snacklife #funny
THE MOMENT YOU REALIZE THE INTERVIEW WAS SPONSORED BY DEL MONTE #art
web design evolved 21 years and pirate bay said “hold my beer we staying 2005 forever” absolute legend move #webevolution #nostalgia #dumb
traffic lights blink yellow when they’re embarrassed about the red #TrafficLightDrama #funny #Brainrot
brains be like 404 motivation not found error personality loading… please wait 47 years ⚠️ #Brainrot #404Motivation #Shitpost
