When I die bury me with a bunch of these like they’re terracotta soldiers

I ate eggs until I was 10, then one bad bout of indigestion from eating too much curry in the west midlands and the taste brings back bad memories

Yeah don't like the taste

As an egg hater, it's wild that my leaving the country is quite so visible on this graph

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

I must say the Spurs’ fiesta court looks absolutely incredible in person and I have no idea why they ever went away from these colors.

Even on the most basic level, someone calling himself Mr beast should at least be somewhat physically imposing, whereas I feel like Jimmy could be predated on by a medium sized herbivore

Watching the Dan Olsen video about beast games/Mr beast, and I'm still confused how in a world of infinite content the most successful guy has no discernable talents

Television showing the scene in vanilla sky where he calls for tech support, with Japanese subtitles 救護員 来てくれ! (Medics please come). Ostrich plushie to the right of the screen not relevant to the post

I like watching with subtitles on coz sometimes I learn, sometimes I just get to see creative choices, like how when, before the science fiction element has truly unraveled, they translate him as calling for medics instead of tech support

Vanilla sky is a very relatable movie about how being sex friends with peak Cameron Diaz would absolutely destroy you.

Everyone has an accent no? Or does he go into every conversation insisting you call him Doctor Dóom?

‘A shocking decision’: Carrick fumes over Martínez’s red card for hair pulling DCL has his hair pulled by Martinez in a particularly unfortunate angle

"Got the pic of the red card incident for you boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked."

My colleague, and please remember I work in rural Japan and I'm not sure this man has ever been overseas, is wearing an ospreys hoodie today. I think this is a positive sign for their future

There's a fella orbiting the earth and nobody knows who or why, but he's got outstanding facial hair

I think if I was a billionaire I'd not do anything flashy so I can still go to Lidl unbothered

Shocking how warm the north pole looks this time of year

Nah the thought of the initialed trackies puts me off

What do you need fitness for? Nobody's kicking deep for charity, and it's not fair to expect you to make any tackles anyway, just stand around and point at gaps in the defensive line you're excused from being in

i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay

I guess it's not swalwell and good?

5 lines of ket does seem a bit much for only a wee fella

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

I've never been euthanized so I can't be sure

Yeah if they didn't adopt him he was about to be put down. Rugby player shelters are brutal like that

Does the ospreys signing a player mean they will still exist?

Planet of the apes the musical

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

It's difficult to strike a good lunch balance but achieving it separates the champions from the draft lottery. You need something to look forward to around that 11am slump, but not such a great meal you fall asleep at 2pm. Often eaten away from home too so temperature/repeatability is key

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Fair compromise, the true meaning of good Friday