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Hey this is only one of the most amazing things I have ever seen.

Went to an Autopsy Club meeting yesterday evening

It was ‘Open Mike Night’

Two children’s books side by side. One is called Don’t Trust Fish, and the other is called Don’t Eat Eustace” (Eustace is a fish.)

*holding a gun in my shaking hands* “EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME THINK FOR A SECOND!!!”

Worda advice? Don't take the bus!

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

GIBBY HAYNES We used to go into the Banshees’ dressing room and take the Gouda off their deli tray so that we could say we stole Siouxsie and the band’s cheese. It’s a pun—the highest form of humor.

The Butthole Surfers are culture

Rockwell guy standing up painting

This chair is uncomfortable.

Is he. Is Lee Cronin the Mummy.

I took a beta blocker and your dad vanished

FFS. Nothing takes me out of a film faster than failure to even do the most basic research. The Statue of Liberty is on an ISLAND. It is not buried in a jaunty angle in the sand.

I cannot advise you, Counselor.

we've invented a new way to watch movies... we're calling it "properly"

No one wants to say it but the accent is Jamaican

Yep.

Incredible work here.

“I have finished my novel! I call it A TALE OF TWO CITIES.”

“I say, Charles, that is quite a title indeed! Pray tell, which cities?”

“Cities nutz.”

Let the record show that I would also totally watch LEE DANIELS' THE MUMMY.

"Lee Cronin's The Mummy opens in Regal's and AMC's and Alamo Drafthouse's The Multiplexes tonight." Well played.

(We call those "fets" in the biz.)

OHHHHHHHH, he's asking if their *marriage* is the thing which is on.

Equally momentous occasions in history, I'd argue.

J.R.R. Tolkien FREAKS OUT over HOBBIT MILK - Graham Techler YouTube video by CharactersWelcome

I suspect his work will generally click with you much as it has moi. youtu.be/S45TLjZDzPk?...

An Actor About to Get His Sword Taken Away YouTube video by CharactersWelcome

Graham Techler just continuing to crush solo sketch work out here. youtu.be/_2E5zdKsnhU?...

You glove to see it.

“Exit 8” Is a Video-Game Adaptation That Ingeniously Subverts Its Source In Genki Kawamura’s infinity-loop thriller, “Exit 8,” a labyrinthine metro station becomes a metaphor for a life lived in extreme tunnel vision.

Train Screams: on Genki Kawamura's ingenious, scary, and unexpectedly moving EXIT 8, now playing in theatres. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

DC Metro sign for the “Pentagon City” station.

Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].

When somebody asks why R2 didn't recognize Yoda or use his rockets on Dagobah, a mean thing to say is the rebel technicians weren't actually able to fix him after the Death Star battle and replaced the droid without Luke ever noticing.

I hate that I love you.