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Posts by Johnny Foreigner

It’s not that these people still exist. That’s just biology. It’s that they are still being paid to shit in their own hands & start clapping.

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French Widow Detained by ICE in Alabama Is Released After 16 Days

French Widow Detained by ICE in Alabama Is Released After 16 Days
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I wonder why people who profess to be horrified by the practice aren’t shouting their delight from the rooftops…

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Needs more wine.

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Just home from a fourteen hour shift in the restaurant. Prepared a lot of stuff, cooked a lot of stuff, fed a lot of people. I’m very much loving this change of direction. Before the accident I wouldn’t have even dreamt of leaving care work.

Every cloud.

#EnjoyTheLittleThings

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I love Bluesky now. It’s getting more and more like old Twitter. It’s a mainly friendly place. Meanwhile, whenever I venture onto new Twitter..

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It’s only a matter of time before Trump (who fucked some children) declares that the Vatican is only two weeks away from developing a nuke…

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Hungary has chosen Europe.

Europe has always chosen Hungary.

A country reclaims its European path.

The Union grows stronger.

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A rare defeat for Putin in Western politics tonight. I suppose he can console himself with thoughts of Farage’s projected success next month.

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This is Madame Jean Grey. She’s a cheeky bastard.

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Madame Jean Grey provided me with this lovely bonus to my supper. #EnjoyTheLittleThings

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Melania claims Jeffrey Epstein didn't introduce her to Donald Trump in surprise White House address | LBC Melania Trump has claimed she

« Quick Mel, do something to distract everyone from my losing a war is started to distract from Jeff’s list »

« NOOOOO, not that! »

Melania claims Jeffrey Epstein didn't introduce her to Donald Trump in surprise White House address www.lbc.co.uk/article/mela...

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Home from work, have the nukes started or do I have time for wine and burgers before the end of the world as we know it?

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The 40 minute radio darkness is the perfect time for the astronauts to point the nose away from earth and just fucking floor it

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I’d have believed them.

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What the fuck is Trump (who fucked children) talking about?

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TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!"

NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."

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Surely Reform-curious ‘Christian’, no?

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Tesco could pay every worker an extra £10,000 and still make a profit.

British Gas could pay every worker an extra £35,000 and still make a profit.

Shell could pay every worker an extra £300,000 and still make a profit.

It is the billionaires who are ripping you off.

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Matisse painting

Matisse painting

Stained glass window, modelled on a Matisse design

Stained glass window, modelled on a Matisse design

Matisse cut-out artwork

Matisse cut-out artwork

Large blue and white artwork

Large blue and white artwork

Fantastic Matisse exhibition at Grand Palais, all works created when he was 70+. Something to aim for in old age!

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The U.S. is a fucking mess.

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From the CWS ARCHIVE. Good Friday 2024.

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…but now I need a bigger trainer rack. Fuck my life. #EnjoyTheLittleThings

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…so the firefighter bought me a new pair. Meaning my favourites can become my new garden trainers and my current garden trainers can go in the bin. They fucking stink…

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I’ve ended up with quite a selection of trainers. Recently, my oldest and most favourite began to decay…

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Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad (Official Video)
Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad (Official Video) YouTube video by Queen Official

It finally happened. youtu.be/Od6hY_50Dh0?...

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10 kinds, surely?

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That’s a screen-grab from Sky News, mate.

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I left for work with Trump (who fucked some children) rambling on the radio incoherently and returned home to the same thing (but a different rant).

Which cunt told him he’s a raconteur? He really isn’t.

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