Years of watching SpongeBob actually improved our millennial vocabulary.

Thats too sad, make her talk to us, we’re actually really nice, there’s so many scientists and artists and stuff on here, prove to her it’s beneficial for you talk to The Sky

In real life, Nissan has to use nissanusa.com because some guy bought nissan.com for his own company first, fun fact. They sued him because he wouldn’t sell it and lost.

Cherfilus-McCormick has resigned;
There was a possibility last week of four expulsions in Congress, now it will probably be four resignations. I doubt one person will hold on after everyone else resigned.

I’m exited to see this

Idk what you guys were expecting with that cast list

Based on legitimate data, people hate lots of people more than Donald Trump. Elon Musk, Diddy, Netanyahu all top him, and that’s just based on general worldwide opinion.

If they did in the senate, he would’ve been

That’s some bad irony, India has the largest population of English speakers in the world after the USA. The official language of India is English, which the GOP can’t even get passed here.

Should’ve stopped here

Maine lowkey wants Susan Collins

That’s the endorsement you want, Trump’s hatred

Pick one of the puppies in the middle and track them. It won’t stay whole, it’ll blend into the others or disappear.

It does when you’re the Antichrist

This is AI

"A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference"

Brownie points if you know the Saint who said this 🫏

Bluesky definitely not working for me today

I think about this every time my neurologist asks me how my mood is

Marco Rubio’s approval ratings are as bad as JD Vance’s.

They should be easy to replace, those are blue states, a primary would blow up all their secrets

Aww come on Matt, not CBS

You should just assume everyone at a UFC fight is a rapist. Thats not a joke, at least 20 fighters or people associated with it have been charged with some kind of sexual crime. That’s why you shouldn’t go to them. It only hurts your PR if you want to appeal to normal people.

This is AI, don’t do it in real life.

But it’s still funny to watch

Trump trying to justify his Jesus post with more Jesus posts

I used to use this one with Elon like everyday

This is honestly my favorite guy right now, someone even Trump thinks is insane.

Trump at least makes me laugh

I still don’t know how I got mine, I’ve literally never even read a post by him