Not just 5 losses, 5 losses without scoring

#sunset behind a tree! What a perfect photo!

I disagree on the goals front. Although we've played 6 less games, we have scored 23 less goals than last year and 40 less goals than 23/24 season

In till end of season, then review where we're at

On the anniversary of the death of Margaret Thatcher, let us take a moment to reflect on what a cruel, heartless sack of shit she was.

And Australian BBQs

🎟️ Tickets are now on sale for our Newcastle Flooring Northumberland Senior Cup semi final against Newcastle University - and we’re cutting prices!

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Think he'd benefit more going abroad again.
Somewhere less physical, but more tactical and technical like spain

Mostly underwhelmed by the chisora wilder fight.

Its had some moments of madness, but it's mostly been poor

Delighted to see the grateful messages towards trippier.

He has been massively important on and off the field.

Came in when we were staring down the barrel of relegation, showing quality and leadership.

Helped us get champions league football, and of course, a trophy.

Thank you Trippier

#nufc

Having an orange multiple convicted felon, multiple times bankrupt - and idiot - as President wasn’t such a good idea.

Release the Epstein paedophile videos.

Who do you want in charge?

Harper?

Check of badge... yep. Pen to Barcelona

Bravo ref, you've eventually found your yellow card. Prick

Are Barcelona players not allowed to get booked? Should be at least 3

Tonight's defending has been woeful

2 slips and they score. Ffs

Shirts pulls when breaking aren't yellows, unless we do it

He was fast asleep

Have they made the cranes face outwards so dan burn doesnt bang his head?

I dont rate him much as a striker, but could do a job on the LW

After seeing this, wonder what the odds are Tindall becoming the next wolverine

Some hit

Is newcastle playing at stamford bridge or a library?

Bah, thats a nightmare!

Happy birthday! I hope it's a memorable one

His form vs newcastle is complete contrast to Haaland

The Stan hang on for three precious points and a first home league win since January 2nd!