If you like hoops played like this you’re either a liar, an alumni, or it’s a dog whistle
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There are 7 minutes left in this Final Four match up and one team *just* got to 50 points.
This Illinois team is as reprehensible as those Virginia teams that made modern basketball fans want to chug draino
OpenAI posted the terms of the deal. Reveals that it absolutely does allow for domestic surveillance. EO 12333 is how the NSA hides its domestic surveillance by capturing communications by tapping into lines *outside the US* even if it contains info from/on US persons.
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This week on Looking Stupid: Nicky Palermo of Nothing
We talked on the eve of another NYC blizzard. Nothing’s new record “a short history of decay” is out Friday
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Proto jestermaxxing
Spoke with Chef Danny Bowien about his new roll at Buddakan, re-opening Mission Chinese on Mott street, and all his old spots
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The upside of being a very immature 38 is that I am
unfazed by youthful outfits
*ahem*
In light of being viciously mogged by two potential employers this week, I am beermaxxing
Doing a new weekly interview series.
Welcome to LookingStupid.net
First up is Brandon Flores from Big Boy
Hear me out, Raiders run 3 TE sets
Went to the celebrity flag football game at Cal Memorial Stadium last night and had a time
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
The ai ads coming off the bay bridge are a harsh toke, it’s for a minority of people that even understand the jargon
Honorable mention to Naked
Having everything you’ve ever worked towards and dreamed of taken away in part by something you have no control over is a key ingredient to the stew
McDermott, Mendoza, the right OC, and some answers at O Line could cure me…(one day the Raiders will have a good secondary…one day)
When its overtime but you’re outside the gig
The ACC should require every school to roll a d10 and the number they get is the number of conference games they play the following season
Shout out to my fellow mess lovers. Great day in sport
ITS DR PEPPER TUITION TOSS DAY
TIME TO WATCH RANDOM PEOPLE’S FINANCIAL FUTURES CHANGE BASED ON A RANDOM CARNIVAL GAME ON NATIONAL TV
Was wondering where I’d heard someone talk about teams emulating Virginia and Indiana on yesterdays Fullcast then realized I heard Ron Rivera say exactly that at a presser October
Fitzgerald was my line in the sand for things that might make me quit
Oh fuck it here’s my post game recap. Cal beat an SMU team with something to lose. Louisville in overtime, into the Big Game debacle, into the firing week then this. Stadium on a fault line stuff. Never change
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I do think sports betting should be legal, but you should have to place bets in person with someone you are afraid will physically harm you if you don't pay up.
Someone kindly save the Top Dog on Lakeshore
The Calgorithm is on the other site so I haven’t posted my work here, but I’m deep into Fall Camp covering Cal Football for Write For Berkeley. Check it out:
Burbank, Oakland