"shared values because God says so" works unfortunately well on us

If you're gunna take away my hp, at least only do so on a long rest

being a guy who looks kinda menacing and also being a guy who naturally walks fast is NOT a good combination

If I see someone peel out in front of me at night, I pretty well have to just stand there until they're gone so they don't think I'm following them

"I just wanna give people a break from the politics"

You think it's gunna fix itself while we look away? Maybe we should just bite the bullet, settle things, and then actually relax and enjoy life. Or we can just continue to avoid the problems. Seems to be going well so far...

You definitely en't building anything with one brick — an odd number of those implies destruction hahaha

the issue is that I could literally drink a jar of saskatoon berry pie filling

For anyone seeing the "new" study about 3 different types of ADHD: it's not new. We've known this for at least 2 decades. Not sure why this is going viral.

1. More hyperactive
2. More inattentive
3. Combined

There ya go. Save yourself from a journal's paywall.

Thanks it's my official take as a Scared Person Across the Border

Wanted to do Venezuela 2.0 but they accidentally killed the puppet they wanted to install when they bombed Khamenei. Now they're tryna play it off as anything better than a total shitshow.

Boy, if I were half as smart as I am, I could be a politician!

new facilitated communication just dropped and it's getting AI to speak on behalf of non-verbal autistic kids 😞

But they won't, because these people are already missing the part of the brain that would consider other people.

If I walk into the bathroom and you're on the phone, know that I'll be shitting and pissing and farting as loud as I possibly can. I hope you get embarrassed into never doing that again.

Grace and Rocky save stars

I love my book club sm

brutal slamming death metal + disturbing movies >>>>

No video game packaging for me has ever surpassed the physicality of a DS game cart. That shit was unmatched.

Why is that not optimal?

flesh for other activities

Yabe turned into a black stain

Taguchi's not gucci

Sometimes I see pigeons flying fast and high and I think "You?? The fat idiot???"

Polygonal graphics too? Or newer graphics but just the same game design philosophy?

it might be a slog and my guitar tone might still be shit but it's a fascinating and enjoyable journey to make this shit better

After Les Wexner mentioned that Jeffrey Epstein worked for the Rothschild family, Jeff Bezos and founders of Google.

His lawyer, Michael Levy of Ellerman Enzinna Levy PLLC, threatened him: "I will fucking kiII you if you answer another question w/ more than 5 words." #OpDeathEaters #EpsteinFiles

Doors with signs that say "keep closed at all times" can all fuck off and die. Build a wall if that's what you want ffs 🙄

one of the worst things about America is that their art is generally really fucken good 😮‍💨

Just ate a million calories of chocolate that my parents got me for Valentine's Day because they know I'm sad and alone so they think it would help if I was also fat

I'm not even joking or exaggerating, it should be illegal for something to start with sound. Any fucking video randomly popping up in my feed needs to ask me permission before it ruins my whole ass day at 5 billion decibels.