Quem quer um questionário fresquinho de 5 minutos para responder???? Sejam amigues da waves q quer ajudar este trabalho

(Biden after reading 'The Hundred Years' War on Palestine'): I have to pardon my son

My maaaaaan

How could i stan anyone else. He's me. I too don't remember things. STOP ASKING US TO REMEMBER THINGS

People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here

Kirstie Alley responding to the death of Stephen Hawking “You had a good go at it.thanks for your input”

It’s important to take all the best tweets over here and preserve them as precious items

Eras a dealer

there was deviled egg dip at the show’s after party in North Dakota and all I could think was oh miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips I’m gonna be your deviled egg dip

Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years

@andrearibeiro.bsky.social a guardiã dos invites

(my first day at my job at the Department of Government Efficiency) apparently we're spending $30 billion on Mars? That's an easy cut

Like.......... era suposto and yet

(Wrote it here cause some hoes get scared)

Grief posting is over stay blessed homies y'all don't love me as much as my peeps still on twitter

Who knew being called into the hospital at 4am to say your last goodbyes to someone who was just up and walking driving the day before would make me have a visceral reaction every time i walk them halls now (they all look alike in that building)

Love being sent down a wild goose chase to confirm info i already new that lowkey also involved going straight back to the hospital my gramps JUST died at, which now i know gives me mild anxiety symptoms to roam. I am fine this is fine

Just a little baby.

Would be hilarious also

oäts

more users are joining
and the hog grows longer

MSNBC being spun off.

Wall Street Journal and Washington Post both sacking their political editors on the same day.

Media is capitulating in advance. There will be no mainstream media resistance this time.

Me, a huge dress with no belt, an incentive to complete a task and sushi? Fuck yes

I too want to be rewarded for abusing the all-you-eat sushi places

Vincent D'Onofrio & @vincentdonofrio Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

Also HACKTIVISM IS BACK?????

Now i am not incouringing criminal activity.... but if the hacktivists were to dump that shit for all.... i would laugh

How does the saying go? Your data, my choice right?

Five bucks this ends in nothing (lord i want to lose these five bucks)