WHAT?!?!?!?

It was infuriating. It still pisses me off to this day.

I’m not comparing Julio Rodriguez to Ian Kinsler, but it is kinda weird how much Déjà vu this discourse is giving me.

Ian Kinsler was the best player on the best teams in Rangers history. But sometimes he’d hit a pop-up, and people would fixate that and genuinely, straight-faced act like all Ian Kinsler ever did was hit pop-ups. And a ton of that came from the media, who weirdly hated him and complained about him.

Lame

I would do obscene things for a three run Seager shot.

RANGERS BASEBALL IS FUN

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Those Lets Texas ads look horrible on the backstop. Vivid photography does not belong in baseball ads.

Corey Seager with the most momentum-shifting play in baseball

I have an irrational love of Evan Carter walks.

Pickling a jalapeño should be a felony.

YES, A FAILED IMPEACHMENT MEANS REPUBLICANS APPROVE OF TRUMP'S CONDUCT. THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON TO DO IT

Lots of NFL media on Twitter stopped engaging with followers bc their mentions were toxic gloop long BEFORE the switch to X. Now those colleagues are just posting to the void and don't realize it because bots and a handful of loyalists keep hitting the like button.

Didn’t we do this already?

“It is the food for celebration, such as when a woman turns 47.”

Driving there was THE WORST. I’ve dealt with the insane road design of Atlanta and the crazy hills of Seattle and the overwhelming highways of DFW and the absolutely appalling stupidity of Orlando, and none compare to how miserable Boston’s tiny roads covered in aggressive psychopaths made me.

This was my answer as well. Only city I’ve ever been to where I can’t invent even one silver lining to make me want to go back.

Boston.

I notice Ryan Rowland-Smith is doing color for Mariners games. How old is he these days?

Norlander's move from yelling in excitement to jumping on the computer, the true Poster's Dilemma

Yes. Make it less.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

It is pretty fun. But I’m annoyed by how much it pauses the game just for drama, especially with a bad ump.

Baseball is terrible.

TEXAS DOESN’T NEED AN AND-1 HERE!

Listen technically NOBODY needs a three. Millions of humans go years without hitting one and they survive just fine.

This is one of the things I get most excited about in sports

Iowa vs. Nebraska it's not just a sleepy Thanksgiving leftovers football game anymore