Even though cycling broke me for a while recently, it remains my big passion. So after all these years I still get a childish thrill when I’m asked to voice something bikey-related. Heres a couple of recent ones…

You were a joy to wag chins with Libbie! ♥️ 🩲 😄

Thanks. Pain is weirdly ok. Only 2 days after surgery I’m just taking paracetamol. I worry about later issues though. Hope yours keeps recovering!

Collar bone. Cycling. Wasn’t even doing stunts or nuffin.

Least I can still talk and 1 finger type. 🥴

Oopsy

Top o’ the world.

Written in 1935 by the effulgent Langston Hughes...
Still raising eyebrows from beyond the grave.

www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/147907...

You want poetry? I give you poetry.