I’ll have a read tomorrow! I’m around a lot for talks and such.

Are they old in the sense you’ve known them a while? Or that they’re just old?

Today!

Prayers for me cleaning my oven hob. May jebus guide my hand through tough grime. Maybe Godfrey can make it so it takes under an hour.

500 people witnessed it, but they all forgot to make note of the date. That’s why such an important event, that being the coming back of a man who got nailed one weekend, is on a different day each year.

Happy chocolate egg day!

I thought it sounded like a lot of projection!

This POS works for the city where I live, and is the number one reason I lost my job. 😐

I’m about to use the bathroom for a long visit. Prayers for enough TP please.

I may be available. You can email me if you’d like TheSkepTickUK (at) gmail (dot) com

That’s what we just said.

Oh balls. We replaced all ours as soon as we heard the original.

Where I’m from, ‘merry’ means tipsy. So I have absolutely no problem saying merry Christmas to christy-boobs. I just don’t say it to kids… I say, very loudly, ‘you’re too young for a merry Christmas. Just have a happy one’.

The confusion on an ex-tian parents face is a sight to behold.

I wonder what the intelligent life forms in the andromeda galaxy (if there is indeed some) call the andromeda galaxy? I wonder what they call the Milky Way galaxy? I wonder what they think the intelligent life in the Milky Way galaxy calls the Milky Way galaxy?

I told a fella that his god doesn’t exist.

He said ‘prove it’.

I said that the god of the bibles definition gets cancelled out by the very actions of said god in the bible.

He said ‘prove it’

I told him that it would take too long to read the entire Bible to him.

He vanished 🙁

Snark always works where I’m from!

10 year old gets picked on because she doesn’t believe in a god. Have suggested fun things to say back to kids who say to her ‘why don’t you believe in god’…

We suggested ‘which god’.

That’s great! I one played William de Worde in ‘The Truth’ and Terry came to watch it.

I’ll ruin it with a Bengal. You win!

Love a tuxedo!

‘The real reason you don’t believe in a god is because you don’t want to’.

Doesn’t that make me more powerful than your god then? Since it’s apparently throwing everything at me to convince me it exists, and I just go ‘nahhh’.

Come at me, puny gods.

I drive around every day replaying the moment I asked people publicly not to pray for me, feeling like even more of an outsider.

That happens!

Thanks giving us just around the corner, and as a Brit, I’m probably going to sit in the corner and get hammered whilst my wife and her family celebrate.

Though not ‘Jesus hammered’, it’s not that kind of holiday.

My wife does that with countryfile. 😅

Me: I’ll have an early night tonight.

*turns on xbox*

Exhausted. We have a (nearly) 15 month old. 😅

How is W?

Why didn’t anyone tell me Stallone is a MAGAt? I can’t ever watch his movies again!

Please tell me that the cast of back to the future are reasonable! I can’t lose that franchise too.

I’m posting the same post on threads and Bluesky at (almost the same time)

Which one does better?

Also, hi.

Where have YOU been!!!!!

That makes the most sense!