I’m glad he was better than I thought, and also “good lord, he deserves to have his penis discussed on Wikipedia for several reasons” is a GLORIOUS phrase!

The earliest King Arthur legends almost certainly come from him - written, of course, in the original Scythian.

Okay, it’s roll call for Vincenzo I Gonzaga Haters Association! Who’s in?

An important moment in cross-cultural studies: we have found the Jewish equivalent of singing Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah in church

The Why Wizard asks “Why does Gandalf get huge naturals but not me?”

I feel it is important in these trying times to post this IMPORTANT WIZARD from my IMPORTANT WIZARDS album.

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Team Hinges? What Hinges? let’s goooo!

Text conversation between a child and their mother: I'm not happy. I just got a call from the school Mom it ain't even deep I didn't talk to her she just left me a message. What is she going to tell me? That I brought a frog on the bus One frog? As in a Singular frog It was really dumb descion and it won't happen again super sorry mom I only had one frog There was more but I only had one

RASHI LIVES!!! and he’s in trouble with his mother 🫠

I *adored* that poem! Still do. Lewis Carroll is awesome! ❤️

There are probably more of us out there.

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!*

*Queer, trans Walrus and the Carpenter memorizers. I learned the whole thing at some point in my teens.

I haven’t but would love to! ❤️ Do you remember the title by any chance?

Holy shit.

Sophia Mactire. @diotimas-ghost. 6 friends.

Trying to make it through til I get paid on Thursday. If you have money to throw at your girl — and only if you’re not struggling yourself — Venmo is below.

The thing about “1984” is, fuck Winston. I want to read a novel about Julia’s life written from her perspective.

Gentlemen. can we try NOT objectifying the ark of the covenant????? 😂😭

It was…not good. And someone I’m almost certain was him messaged me on a throwaway FB account last year. Dude makes me nervous.

Just finished watching The Age of Innocence, or as it could be called, “Hell is Other Protestants”

I’m becoming a RETVRN poster for this passage specifically!

Kept calling from unlisted numbers after I blocked him to the point where, to this day, if I can’t see the number I won’t pick up the phone.

When men post threads on if they think tattoos on women are attractive, and they post unflattering AI photos of senior women with ink to express their disgust, it just tells me they see women as objects whose only value exists when young and sexually desirable.
Also, fuck AI photos.

Nah. You’re not alone. I shudder every time I see that number, to the point that if it occurs in something I have control over and I can change it to 89 or 90, I will.

This is the way! ❤️

Can confirm, this one works!

🧵

There are queer Catholics and queer Orthodox I have time for, but yeah, those communions are sure getting a rough crop of converts.

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

OH MY GOD! Y’ALL! ❤️

Guys, that olam ain’t gonna tikkun itself!

“How you feel?/How do you feeel?/I can’t seem to see through solid marble eyes…”

this is just to say

I have had an issue
fetching the posts
that were
on the timeline

and which you
were probably
hoping
to doomscroll

forgive me
the takes were so hot
and so
rate limited