Don't they mean "Two Chronicles"?

so he wants to get paid with other people's tax dollars because it was reported he doesn't pay taxes

They're eventually going rewrite the Bible using Trump instead of Jesus

"and on the third day, he teleported..."

"if you don't like wine, don't drink from the tasting event spit receptacle" it's early and I've never been to a wine tasting, but it feels apt.

RIP Robert Mueller, he was preceded in death by the Rule of Law.

sadly, the MAGAs on Facebook are either commenting that the video is fake, it's someone pretending to be a Marine, he wasn't really hurt, or he FAFO'd. I almost hope Armageddon is near because I'm sick of this

I think I'm going to enjoy her trial the most

and the men's team just got to visit the Liberace Oval office and has to sit thru 2+ hours of the Dementia Monologues tonight 🤣

Look who understands consent when it affects him personally…

this was mentioned on the Curse of Americas Next Top Model podcast

there is not hell hot enough for these monsters

where's Nikki Minaj?

💋🤌🏻

one thing you can say about jeffrey epstein is that he simply loved emailing

"people like us are wolves...er...lambs to the slaughter"

he had it right the first time

GODDAMNIT

"this is not what we voted for"

how exactly did these people think "mass deportations now" was going to happen?

Please tell y'all's consultants the most politically salient issue across the country is the federally funded terrorism in MN.

"we're still workshopping this narrative"

and now he wants to be Emperor of the Western Hemisphere

will It just fucking happen already?

the cruel irony that a medication needed for memory/executive function is ineligible for automatic refills and therefore requires said memory/executive function to request your refill each month.

Extreme close-up portrait of Karoline Leavitt’s face cropped tightly from forehead to chin, filling the frame. Her blue eyes look directly into the camera, with visible mascara on the lashes and natural, lightly textured skin around the eyes and cheeks. The lighting is stark and even, emphasizing pores, fine lines, and natural skin texture. Her lips are glossy and slightly swollen in appearance, with small reddish marks and pinpoint spots visible along the upper lip line and cupid’s bow, consistent with recent irritation or puncture marks near the lip border. The overall image has a clinical, highly detailed quality, drawing attention to facial texture, makeup, and the lip area.

Brutal crop by Vanity Fair of Karoline Leavitt - lip injection sites visible omg.

I thought people were cropping it on their own but Vanity Fair posted it this way.

it's so perfect I thought it had to be an AI image and it was going to be the one and only time I approved of the use

Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.

America putting most of its eggs in the generative AI basket, China going hard into green tech. When history looks back on this period, someone is going to look awfully stupid.

one of my fav friends quotes from college when they smelled a fart "Someone has shit the air!"

1) An administrative burden party is a brilliant idea.

2) This mundane crap is the stuff AI *should* be helping us with for a happier and more productive society, but capital prefers to weaponize it against us, including to make bureaucratic mazes more confusing and impenetrable.

Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.