I mean I'm sure it's good based simply on who's mad at it.

Inflation snuff oh nooo

Do tigers count as catgirls?

Wrong answers only.

It'll turn out there's a human operator remote-piloting the robot to keep a techbro's AI stocks up.

I've mentioned before that he was ultra-aware of the criticism related to his Atlantic piece - aware he was already debunked even without the public having seen it. That's why he was so scared he'd lose his payday for it.

But, it turns out, it was being bankrolled by a Ghislaine Maxwell pal.

Guardrails are good complements to motor vehicles for squishing soft-ass things between them.

They say that Windows is the eyes of the teeth

She was actually *snotty* at the people asking to speak for Palestinians during her campaign.

The org that went to court to confirm that they could change the rules at will to prevent Sanders from winning the primary definitely had an honest, real primary THIS time.

Some asshole calling himself "The Editorial Board" blaming people who didn't vote for Harris for Trump, giving the same old "we can move them left after the election" crap that was spewed during the 2020 election and then those who called bullshit were proven right when Biden's FBI declared the left ("antifa") to be a terrorist organization.

For posterity because I'd rather not have him in our mentions trying to defend the mass murder of trans people.

wow he's a dishonest piece of shit

"it is still basically a copy of someone else's universe"

JFC, this is saying that no episode counted as sci-fi unless Roddenberry personally wrote it all.

ah yes, it's a CLASSIC feminist take that Men™ have never connected with Logan (2017) or The Last of Us or The Mandalorian or A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Only real sicko liberal perverts would make such films as Daddy Daycare and the Pacifier.

I had just assumed this was going to turn out with judges lying to force InfoWars into Musk's hands but HOLY FUCK LMAOOOO EAT SHIT BOZOS

Federal government sees this and goes "now this is a person who looks like e has disposable income" before jacking up student loan payments.

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Eugenicists are always extremely stupid and insecure people. This man speaks thoughts the same way Mister Ed did.

Clay unintentionally confessing to having done much worse things.

Even aside from whether he is currently cryptofash: in 2019 on Reddit, he explicitly said he knew what his tattoo was in a way that meant he had long known. In October 2025 he claimed it was new information to him.

*HIS FIRST AND ONLY INSTINCT WAS TO LIE TO EVERYONE.*

I remember reading a long time ago that some terrorist orgs had a lot of success recruiting engineers of a certain personality type(who they wanted for obvious reasons), basically because assuming you're highly rational actually makes you really gullible and bad at non-technical reasoning.

Liar.

the stunned silence

Your lies about purity and perfection are dull-witted confessions to only knowing thought-terminating cliches.

Reminded me of someone saying on Twitter long ago, "weird how none of these terfs who describe themselves as lesbians have ever once posted about how hot women are"

Where do you charge your devices?

Awake because Ducky sat on my chest until I fed her

Little fuckwit

Bringing sincerity back in style through punk Superman.

Reminder that Matt Walsh marketed stuffies to preschool children of himself, in a diaper.