Little Debbie has seen me at my highest and my absolute rock bottom

a little girl is sitting at a table eating food and making a funny face . ALT: a little girl is sitting at a table eating food and making a funny face .

Good choice!!

a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face . ALT: a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face .

😂😂😂

💯💯💯😂

The stomach wants what the stomach wants.

Thank you for this. Very much needed today.

Wise words from a friend who is no longer here - "Be patient, listen close, and respond with love."

my superpower is the ability to post badly at any time of day

Forget flowers I've been saving up for some Valentine's jerky

like nails on a chalkboard these are the days of our lives

mayonnaise is a type of omelette

Lots of people wear their patience thin but I prefer mine thick

Cut my own bagel if you're looking for a daredevil.

Faith over chaos.

Who knew that one day we’d go to bed and wake up sore the rest of our lives

Maybe the real treasure was the number of Waldos we found along the way.

your honor, the jury finds that you *can* trust a big butt and a smile

judge: case dismissed! [bangs gavel]

You had me at fuck no

Drama! At The Birdfeeder

Common sense aint so common, apparently.

Tell me something good.

AI music is an abomination.

filling my weekly pill organizer with mini corn dogs

Of course you didn't read the room. You asked AI to write you a summary.

Blah blah delete

i stare at the moon the way you people stare at feet

I remember a time when 3-D printing was just Xeroxing your butt at work.

Prescription drugs should not have commercials

From this filthy animal to y'all, Merry Christmas.

I know the world is heavy right now. It is for a great many, myself included. This time of year sucks for a lot of people, and it’s fine to not be fine.
Try and remember the holidays are largely arbitrary, and, you are not.

Give yourself some time, and grace.
Take care of yourselves out there.
♥️