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Posts by FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET!

the "good place" aka  No! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up. meme. Here the woman is saying to the man "I can't wait for them to invent transport that you don't have to drive and you can just do whatever while it takes you where you want to go" and he says "you mean...buses and trains?" and she says "no! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up"

the "good place" aka No! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up. meme. Here the woman is saying to the man "I can't wait for them to invent transport that you don't have to drive and you can just do whatever while it takes you where you want to go" and he says "you mean...buses and trains?" and she says "no! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up"

It's World Public Transport Day! And Europe is facing a jet fuel shortage! Two ⋆âș₊✧inspiring ⋆âș₊✧ reasons to check out amazing treks you can do across our fascinating continent by land. Anyone got any plans? I am booking my land travels to UK festival season as we speak! #WorldPublicTransportDay

4 days ago 11 0 0 0

I, too, expect excessive praise for very partially fixing a problem I caused in the first place

1 week ago 13 2 0 0
the "is this a pigeon?" meme, only here the boy is labelled "Reform", the butterfly is labelled "not voting Reform" and the boy is saying "is this electoral fraud?"

the "is this a pigeon?" meme, only here the boy is labelled "Reform", the butterfly is labelled "not voting Reform" and the boy is saying "is this electoral fraud?"

Following a criminal investigation, there was no evidence of “family voting” in the Gorton & Denton by-election - will all the media outlets that ran with Farage’s claim as if it was gospel be falling over themselves to correct the story in light of the this i wonder? excited to find out

3 weeks ago 11 1 0 0
the "good place" aka  No! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up. meme. Here the woman is saying to the man "I can't wait for them to bring out the decelerated high speed train" and the guy says "wouldn't that just be a regular train" and she replies "No! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up."

the "good place" aka No! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up. meme. Here the woman is saying to the man "I can't wait for them to bring out the decelerated high speed train" and the guy says "wouldn't that just be a regular train" and she replies "No! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up."

I’m all for exciting new trains but when you look at the time, overspend and drastic compromises HS2 is involving, it’s hard not to imagine using those many, many billions on reconnecting more closed tracks in small towns and rural areas over wider regions and benefitting the country in so many ways

4 weeks ago 4 2 0 0

Apoplectic with patriotic fury to realise that my eggs no longer have "Easter" written on them, and am hereby boycotting my ovaries for pandering to the woke brigade

4 weeks ago 6 0 0 0
the "sad Pablo" meme, where Pablo is doctored to be wearing Reform rosettes (sorry Pablo), along with the text "tfw you're the only politician in the Send to vote AGAINST making it illegal for candidates to lie in electoral campaigns

the "sad Pablo" meme, where Pablo is doctored to be wearing Reform rosettes (sorry Pablo), along with the text "tfw you're the only politician in the Send to vote AGAINST making it illegal for candidates to lie in electoral campaigns

1 month ago 9 2 0 0
the withnail and I "by mistake" meme, where it originally said "we've come on holiday by mistake" it now says "we've shut down a global oil corridor by mistake"

the withnail and I "by mistake" meme, where it originally said "we've come on holiday by mistake" it now says "we've shut down a global oil corridor by mistake"

1 month ago 62 12 1 1
headline that reads "trump urges other nations to help secure shipping through Straight or Hormuz" accompanied by a picture of Homer Simpson, crudely doctored to look like trump saying "this is everyone's fault but mine!"

headline that reads "trump urges other nations to help secure shipping through Straight or Hormuz" accompanied by a picture of Homer Simpson, crudely doctored to look like trump saying "this is everyone's fault but mine!"

1 month ago 10 1 0 0
a fb post from "fossilheads: climate crisis cabaret!" that reads "A fun thing that happened is that Owen Jones got taken to the high court with a libel case by Raffi Berg because Jones stated he plays a key role in a wider BBC culture of "systematic Israeli propaganda, reshapes everything from headlines, to story text, to images” and “repeatedly seeks to foreground the Israeli military perspective while stripping away Palestinian humanity”, AND THE COURT RULED IN JONES’S FAVOUR
Well aaaanyhoo, be terrible if bringing this case only serves to amplify and validate Jones’s (and many other’s) observations rather than undermine them don’t you think?"

a fb post from "fossilheads: climate crisis cabaret!" that reads "A fun thing that happened is that Owen Jones got taken to the high court with a libel case by Raffi Berg because Jones stated he plays a key role in a wider BBC culture of "systematic Israeli propaganda, reshapes everything from headlines, to story text, to images” and “repeatedly seeks to foreground the Israeli military perspective while stripping away Palestinian humanity”, AND THE COURT RULED IN JONES’S FAVOUR Well aaaanyhoo, be terrible if bringing this case only serves to amplify and validate Jones’s (and many other’s) observations rather than undermine them don’t you think?"

1 month ago 10 0 0 0
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Text that reads "eco groups when you tell them to "stick to the environment" when they speak out about war criminals, illegal bombing campaigns and human rights violations" followed by a picture of an annoyed and weary looking meme dog superimposed onto a fire background and the text "THIS IS ALSO NOT GREAT FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, BELIEVE IT OR NOT"

Text that reads "eco groups when you tell them to "stick to the environment" when they speak out about war criminals, illegal bombing campaigns and human rights violations" followed by a picture of an annoyed and weary looking meme dog superimposed onto a fire background and the text "THIS IS ALSO NOT GREAT FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, BELIEVE IT OR NOT"

1 month ago 15 1 0 0
the "who killed Hannibal" meme only here instead of it saying "how could **** have done this" it says "how could the left not support the way I've freed this man from a tyrannical regime"

the "who killed Hannibal" meme only here instead of it saying "how could **** have done this" it says "how could the left not support the way I've freed this man from a tyrannical regime"

1 month ago 9 1 0 0

hey girl, are you international law? because I can’t believe more people don’t stop and take notice of you

1 month ago 8 0 0 0

don't help him spread his bs

1 month ago 5 3 1 0
text that reads "Farage’s proposed “voter reform” splashed all over the rags today is just designed to imply that any resident non-British citizens are currently entitled to vote in parliamentary elections - but aside from resident Irish and some resident British commonwealth citizens, it is ALREADY the law that only British citizens can vote in parliamentary elections. He is deliberately trying to imply that any and all non-citizens can rock up and vote for the Greens because the truth that it’s British citizens who are rejecting Reform is too damaging for him." accompanied by an excerpt from UK Parliament website entitled "who can vote in uk elections" showing that aside from Irish and some commonwealth countries, resident citizens of other countries can't vote

text that reads "Farage’s proposed “voter reform” splashed all over the rags today is just designed to imply that any resident non-British citizens are currently entitled to vote in parliamentary elections - but aside from resident Irish and some resident British commonwealth citizens, it is ALREADY the law that only British citizens can vote in parliamentary elections. He is deliberately trying to imply that any and all non-citizens can rock up and vote for the Greens because the truth that it’s British citizens who are rejecting Reform is too damaging for him." accompanied by an excerpt from UK Parliament website entitled "who can vote in uk elections" showing that aside from Irish and some commonwealth countries, resident citizens of other countries can't vote

1 month ago 9 2 0 1
text that reads "Farage’s proposed “voter reform” splashed all over the rags today is just designed to imply that any resident non-British citizens are currently entitled to vote in parliamentary elections - but aside from resident Irish and some resident British commonwealth citizens, it is ALREADY the law that only British citizens can vote in parliamentary elections. He is deliberately trying to imply that any and all non-citizens can rock up and vote for the Greens because the truth that it’s British citizens who are rejecting Reform is too damaging for him." accompanied by an excerpt from UK Parliament website entitled "who can vote in uk elections" showing that aside from Irish and some commonwealth countries, resident citizens of other countries can't vote

text that reads "Farage’s proposed “voter reform” splashed all over the rags today is just designed to imply that any resident non-British citizens are currently entitled to vote in parliamentary elections - but aside from resident Irish and some resident British commonwealth citizens, it is ALREADY the law that only British citizens can vote in parliamentary elections. He is deliberately trying to imply that any and all non-citizens can rock up and vote for the Greens because the truth that it’s British citizens who are rejecting Reform is too damaging for him." accompanied by an excerpt from UK Parliament website entitled "who can vote in uk elections" showing that aside from Irish and some commonwealth countries, resident citizens of other countries can't vote

1 month ago 9 2 0 1
a picture in the style of a "nostalgia" post ie when people post toys, sweets etc from a bygone era asking "who remembers these?" only here it is the Conservative Party logo

a picture in the style of a "nostalgia" post ie when people post toys, sweets etc from a bygone era asking "who remembers these?" only here it is the Conservative Party logo

It's throwback Friday!

1 month ago 5 0 0 0
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the emlmo choosing white power over fruit meme, where the fruit is "accepting defeat in a. dignified fashion" and the white powder is "bleating about cheats while shitting pants" and Elmo is "Reform"

the emlmo choosing white power over fruit meme, where the fruit is "accepting defeat in a. dignified fashion" and the white powder is "bleating about cheats while shitting pants" and Elmo is "Reform"

1 month ago 10 0 0 0

THEY'VE ONLY GONE AND DONE IT!

The Greens have proven that standing firm and not pandering to Farage's alarmist migrant hysteria wins respect and support from the electorate. The regressive politics of scapegoating the marginalised and all the other dirty tricks were REJECTED in G&D tonight

1 month ago 19 1 0 0
the front page of today's daily mail where the main headline is "Green plan to hand illegal immigrants free house, a wage and NHS care" accompanied but the "children being terrified of bunny" meme, where the children are the Daily Mail and the bunny is the Green Party

the front page of today's daily mail where the main headline is "Green plan to hand illegal immigrants free house, a wage and NHS care" accompanied but the "children being terrified of bunny" meme, where the children are the Daily Mail and the bunny is the Green Party

THE GREEN PARTY WANT TO GIVE ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS A FREE CRACK PLAYGROUND, A HOSPITAL FULL OF FIFTY POUND NOTES AND LET THEM WEAR THE CROWN JEWELS WHENEVER THEY WANT TO

1 month ago 13 2 0 0
the Billy Madison / Chris Farley but driver meme, where the text is "you know, the greens have a drugs policy that would mean playgrounds become crack dens" "no, no they don't" "well no they don't but imagine if they did"

the Billy Madison / Chris Farley but driver meme, where the text is "you know, the greens have a drugs policy that would mean playgrounds become crack dens" "no, no they don't" "well no they don't but imagine if they did"

1 month ago 20 6 0 0

Labour party MPs when they're on their 10th line of coke for the day

1 month ago 7 1 0 0
the "bored woman being talked at" meme, where the girl is "the electorate, the lad talking talking is "Labour" and what he's saying is "THE THING IS, RIGHT, THE GREENS HAVE GOT A DRUGS POLICY THAT WOULD MEAN PLAYGROUNDS TURN INTO CRACK DENS"

the "bored woman being talked at" meme, where the girl is "the electorate, the lad talking talking is "Labour" and what he's saying is "THE THING IS, RIGHT, THE GREENS HAVE GOT A DRUGS POLICY THAT WOULD MEAN PLAYGROUNDS TURN INTO CRACK DENS"

1 month ago 5 2 0 1
the Billy Madison / Chris Farley but driver meme, where the text is "you know, the greens have a drugs policy that would mean playgrounds become crack dens" "no, no they don't" "well no they don't but imagine if they did"

the Billy Madison / Chris Farley but driver meme, where the text is "you know, the greens have a drugs policy that would mean playgrounds become crack dens" "no, no they don't" "well no they don't but imagine if they did"

1 month ago 20 6 0 0

we are sooooo ready for this kind of cross-party solidarity

#socialistsunday

1 month ago 15 2 1 0
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Corbyn: "I’m speaking on behalf of Your Party, he ’s speaking on behalf of the Greens, we’re absolutely united in the need to defeat the far right, defeat Reform, defeat the racists, defeat the fascists that’s why we’re supporting the Greens in the Denton by-election”
cross-party solidarity FTW

1 month ago 31 6 1 1

Those referring to Andrew’s arrest as an “unprecedented crisis for the royals” seem to have forgotten about the time meghan markle closed her own car door

2 months ago 22 2 0 0
the "How could they have done this" meme where the person shooting is "anti vax parents" and the person being shot is "their kids" with a cartoon face drawn on and being shot is a cloud of measles, and in the second picture the kid has measles and looks sad with a thermometer int their mouth and then at the expression is "why would immigrants do this"

the "How could they have done this" meme where the person shooting is "anti vax parents" and the person being shot is "their kids" with a cartoon face drawn on and being shot is a cloud of measles, and in the second picture the kid has measles and looks sad with a thermometer int their mouth and then at the expression is "why would immigrants do this"

2 months ago 5 0 0 0
3 notorious "disappointed / frustrated" meme characters depicted in the sky as if in heaven, along with th text "the primary inventors of the measles vaccine in heaven rn"

3 notorious "disappointed / frustrated" meme characters depicted in the sky as if in heaven, along with th text "the primary inventors of the measles vaccine in heaven rn"

2 months ago 10 1 0 0
The Donald Duck waking up meme where there title reads "When to care about “protecting children” - a guide for the general public:" and then next to the sleeping Donald is "when most of the known participants in the most notorious pedophile ring on earth are in positions of great 
power and influence and are walking around free today because they’re being protected by institutions that are supposed to protect the public" and they waking up Donald (with red laser eyes) is" when there might be a trans girl participating in sports"

The Donald Duck waking up meme where there title reads "When to care about “protecting children” - a guide for the general public:" and then next to the sleeping Donald is "when most of the known participants in the most notorious pedophile ring on earth are in positions of great power and influence and are walking around free today because they’re being protected by institutions that are supposed to protect the public" and they waking up Donald (with red laser eyes) is" when there might be a trans girl participating in sports"

2 months ago 19 3 0 0
the pointing mannequin meme, with the text "your Dad generates caricatures of himself on ChatGPT"

the pointing mannequin meme, with the text "your Dad generates caricatures of himself on ChatGPT"

2 months ago 5 0 0 0