Actually maybe we shouldn’t?

First record I ever bought, Volume Records, Sunderland, 25/03/1989 (I think)

Haha, fuck’s sake

Have you ever seen Seven Samurai, on which this film is based? I’m asking, not because I’m interested in your opinion, but because I want everybody to know that I know a fact.

The noise when Sonic gets an extra life on the Megadrive

Ghanem al-Masarir: I mocked the Saudi leader on YouTube - then my phone was hacked and I was beaten up in London Satirist Ghanem al-Masarir has been awarded £3m in damages, but it's unclear if Saudi Arabia will pay.

Hope y’all enjoying the Royal Rumble www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Reminds me of that Al Murray line, which I’ll butcher here: it used to be called Fantastic Britain until people like you brought down the average

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I can check whether this stat is actually true next month when I work digital royalties out for the folks on my dead label.

Hey Jane Austen novel Pride and prejudice and knuckles

Haha

Speaking of rotten reggae records (nine months ago), turns out ‘Smoke Gets In Your Eyes’ isn’t John Alford’s only criminal record bsky.app/profile/the-...

Who, written by this guy?

You can’t hear the noise from the pub when you shut your hotel door #savedyouaclick

The options to report an application on the iOS App Store: Content is inappropriate for children Pornography or sexual content Hate speech, harassment, bullying or self-harm Violence or terrorist content Abusive or inappropriate user-to-user interactions

Good call. I did the same for iOS and the site has given me these to choose from and I’m like, fucking hell, it’s all of these

I’m so relieved it’s this cover

Hoyed on the Top of the Pops Review of the Year - I’d thought I’d get my quota of hearing the word “iconic” filled up for 2026 - and I think this is the first time I’ve deliberately heard Sam Fender. Why does he sing with that accent? I thought he was a Shields lad?

Me (thinking): is the shape looking like a swastika the appalling third thing?

<appalling third thing happens>

Me (saying): fucking HELL

Semi-annual reminder that anyone who accepts an honour from the British Empire is a toadying cunt. No exceptions.

Wisdom from the old man

That’s fuckin amazing

The original lyrics to ‘Kung Fu Fighting’: “Every Cunt Was Having A Fight” PLAYED ON aL: THISNIUL NOT TTN ADIO PLEASE CHANGE IMMEDIATELY EVERY CUNT WAS HAVING A FIGHT MY TROUSERS WERE FILLED WITH SHITE I TRIED TO GET THE FUCK OUT BUT HAD TO GIVE SOMEONE A CLOUL OH THEY WERE OFF THEIR FUCKING HEADS THEY WERE SMACKING PEOPLE AROUND THEY WERE BURNING UP THE TOILETS THEY KNOCKED THE FRUITY DOWN SOME ANCIENT MAN NAMED ALF WAS FORCED TO EAT A TURD IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS THEN THEY WERE FORCED TO CUT OFF HIS ARSE

Oh! I got the original lyrics to Kung Fu Fighting on a tea towel for my wife this Xmas and she loved it, all the best to you and yours

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This has been on my to-read pile for ages (chazza shop purchase). It doesn’t fit your criteria but it might be interesting to see how badly it’s aged. Just 18 years ago amzn.eu/d/627tIGm

Yeah, y'know instead of trans women in bathrooms? How about MALE SHIT COMEDIAN AUTHORS WHO HAVE BEEN CALLED OUT AS DANGERS FOREVER

What’s good about Walliams is we don’t have to separate the art from the man

You can clean mugs y’know. Also, it’s only period blood.

I find that putting an upside down pint glass over the offending phone works wonders.

Well, I say “I find”. I’m too cowardly to actually do this.

Best double check this one folks

Hate group, not rights group

Meanwhile Sami Zayn and CM Punk over there Bill Burring their way into entire new levels of cognitive dissonance to keep their paychecks