Trump will put his name on everything except the Epstein files.

Nothing screams "America" more than the fact Black Friday sales now runs longer than Black History Month.

Touche 😅

Is this a Banksy?

I'm so jealous tbh 😀

I love this

How's everyone else's Saturday?

Someone should ask Putin to help negotiate a peace deal between Elon and Trump.

I went to a restaurant and they said 8s and unders eat free. Which is great because I'm a 5 at best.

The theme song will be ICE ICE baby

The only thing worse than a job rejection is when the recruiters don't reply and then make a big fuss about who they did hire.

Anyway, I'm not going to be the new Pope.

I have a feeling this will be a short dance.

Flat for rent for the EdFringe.
Double bed.
Open plan.
£50,000 for the whole month.

No time wasters.

If he doesn't reappear in 3 days he's missing a massive PR opportunity.

Yes I am

I feel like if you earn more than £10,000 a year from a thing you shouldn't be able to call it a "side hustle".

Someone's had a big trip to IKEA

Fair point 😅

No, you're unable to sleep because you're casting for a recreation of Hamilton with Muppets.

The King of England would be the only human.

I've been under represented for too long

Oh God, don't give them ideas... 🫠

And notes, so he doesn't forget the prices.

£1000 says Putin will be in an unofficial Tesla ad by Thursday.

He's littering the Gulf of Mexico.

😅😅😅

Remember, a crepe is just a pancake that did a year abroad in France and wants everyone to know it.

Even God has no good news right now.

If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, let it mellow.

Donald Trump is the best President Russia has ever had.

"Washing machines live longer with Calgon"