Fetching my washing in

Great job. The golden days of Corrie

President Trump, your Melania movie has bombed

Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...

PETITION: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

This is Mick Barton, the cost-cutting Deform leader of Nottinghamshire Council.

He's planning to spend £75k on flags on lampposts across the county because it will “provide a feel good factor”.

Not SEND services, not youth clubs, not even pot holes.

Deform are not safe with your money.

Precisely this👇👇👇👇

Repost!

Nails it! 👍👏

Too funny not to share
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Jungle book bear and orangutan dancing

Did you know that after Gregg Wallace has taken paracetamol for a headache he drops his trousers and takes off his underpants?

The pedant in me is forced to point out that it should be 'females should be hanged.' Unless of course, he's mistaking us for a brace of pheasants!

Cheese dream innit

Two wedding anniversary cards - congratulations on not killing each other/it's remarkable how long you've tolerated each other

This past Sunday was our wedding anniversary too - 40 years. We've raised two amazing daughters as our anniversary cards show 🥰

Just look at how he's looking at her! She's his mother! 🤢

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#SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦

Time for an oldie to celebrate his imminent departure, hopefully not just from the UK.

🎶 Hey, Donald Trump, I wanna know why you're such a cunt 🥁

I hate wasps. They’re the insect equivalent of a Reform voter: aggressive, ugly, pointless, work-shy, completely unwilling to listen when you tell them to fuck off and uncontrollably attracted to kids.

ITA, people look at me like I'm mad. Remember being a really good reader but having to learn ITA as a separate 'language' at school to get by. Then one day it disappeared and was never heard of again. If you didn't have access to books at home the change over to normal reading must really been hard

homes under the horror

Well he looks like he's pissed himself so......🤷🏻‍♀️

Apparently circa 164 thousand votes were cast in the election, with a turnout of 37.21% (Cornwall Council Website data.) Based on that Reform got 29% of the vote. I call bullshit on these arseholes 🤡

Men usually get min 2 weeks paid paternity leave. In addition, they can share up to 50 weeks leave (Inc unpaid leave) & up to 37 weeks paid maternity with their partner. Both parents can be off together. Also applies to adoption and surrogacy. Recommend gov.uk site for lots of different info.

In the UK the minimum rate of statutory sick pay per week is £118 ($157) paid by the employer, many employers pay more. Eg maximum sick pay in most services and many companies (NHS, education, police etc) rises by length of employment to 6 months full pay followed by 6 half pay. Obv some pay less

a woman is standing in front of a microphone wearing a purple jacket and necklace . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone wearing a purple jacket and necklace .

In the UK 'LEAVITT' is something you shout at your dog to stop it eating it's own turds. Just sayin ... 🤣💩🐩

It'll be where she originally said it was, on the side by the fruit bowl 😊

It's NHS England *NOT* patient NHS services in England! Google it 👀

Wind your necks in and stand down the outrage. NHS England is a beurocratic arms length body, it oversees NHS targets & plans. It's NOT the provision arm of patient care. It's office staff/admin - which everyone complains about constantly. Understand what you're banging on about before messaging plz